She doesn't use a fork / I don't think I'll go back to New York
I found this deeply sad, and funny: http://www.exback.com/
All right, god damnit. I've got a question, god damnit. I think I'm going to hop on to that pyramid scheme for a free ipod, because I've been reading articles and asking questions and apparently it isn't a scheme after all. Apparently all you have to goddamn do is sign up for a free trial of something, like an ISP or one of those cd-buying clubs, and get five people to do the same, and you can cancel the trial once the free period is over. So my goddamn question is this: would any of you all be willing? I figure it's better to ask before than after, because I don't want to give those motherfuckers my contact information unless I'm sure I'm getting my freebie.
I feel like such a whore. Seduced by the brushed-metal gods! Damn you Jobs!
All right, god damnit. I've got a question, god damnit. I think I'm going to hop on to that pyramid scheme for a free ipod, because I've been reading articles and asking questions and apparently it isn't a scheme after all. Apparently all you have to goddamn do is sign up for a free trial of something, like an ISP or one of those cd-buying clubs, and get five people to do the same, and you can cancel the trial once the free period is over. So my goddamn question is this: would any of you all be willing? I figure it's better to ask before than after, because I don't want to give those motherfuckers my contact information unless I'm sure I'm getting my freebie.
I feel like such a whore. Seduced by the brushed-metal gods! Damn you Jobs!