It was the fromage...the fucking fromage!

[arrestthisman]

I checked: I have no less than four files on my computer named "Daddy would you like some sausage."

Having just seen John Linnell molest a baritone saxophone in the video for "Hotel Detective," and then molest the floor in the video for "Don't Let's Start," I might die.

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[turkeyanne]

Crotch shot.

[arrestthisman]

Dance with me, sweetafton23, dance the dance of life!

[turkeyanne]

*dances*

[turkeyanne]

Oh, and then he molested the microphone in Dan v. Cog [which at this point, I assume you've watched].


[squeeeeeeee!]

[bec_87rb]

That microphone cage in Dan V Cog, I have it on good authority, is of the age of consent, hence no molestation took place per se. They just kissed a little. There wasn't even any tongue used. So very chaste.

The microphone reported that he was very gentle and considerate, although the microphone said it wished he had brushed first because it suspects he had some onion or something at lunch, and most of its face was between his lips.

[turkeyanne]

:P
I like your style.

But regardless of onion breath, oh, to be that mic...

With deep apologies to Willy S, something silly

[bec_87rb]

See how he leans his lips upon his mike.
Oh, that I were a metal cage upon that mike
That I might touch that mouth!

(Is that what you mean?) :P

Re: With deep apologies to Willy S, something silly

[turkeyanne]

Uh, yeah...

I think that's what I mean... :P