Fanfiction : Bleach - They Got It Wrong!
Title: They Got It Wrong!
Type: Fanfiction : Bleach.
Prompt: Picnic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Kubo Tite does, and some other people that I don't know.
Rating: PG15.
Word count: 497 words.
Summary: In which the zanpakutous and Hollow Ichigo had picnic. And Shirayuki, as always, throws a fit. [ Gen ]. [Shirayuki; Zangetsu; Hollow Ichigo]. One-shot.
Author's Note: I don't know if zanpakutou's have genders. Let's just pretend that they do, okay? XD The picnic drabble, but with a bit of... gender-bender? Feedbacks are very much welcomed, loved and cherished~ ♥
they got it wrong!
Shirayuki sulked, glaring at disproportioned white blocks that surrounded the landscape and at Zangetsu, who was calmly pouring tea into colourful harlequin cups, ignorant of his companion’s apparent distress. There were also cupcakes (with tiny sugar stars and sprinkles) stacked high on one plate, a few pieces of chocolate brownies and a jar of rock candies around them, as well as an equally disgruntled (and looking extremely out-of-place) Hollow Ichigo.
Shirayuki sulked harder.
Zangetsu continued pouring tea.
Hollow Ichigo glared at everything and nothing in particular.
“Do you want sugar or cream with your tea, Shirayuki-san?” Zangetsu asked, his dark ragged outfit fluttering dramatically behind him. There was no evidence of a breeze or something similar, but logic shall not be discussed here. “I recommend two cubes of sugar, as this type of tea is naturally sweet.”
Shirayuki, if it was even possible, sulked even harder.
Hollow Ichigo decided that he had enough sulking going around him and decided to be nasty. As usual. “Stop doin’ that or I’m gonna slice off yer lips.” He paused to watch the effect of his words on the zanpakutou, and added, “Yer old bastard.”
“I’m not old!” Shirayuki snapped, before turning big, sad eyes on Zangetsu, who was still holding out a cup of tea for his guest. “Tsu-chan, your friend’s not nice! I don’t like him!”
Zangetsu sighed, and placed down the cup. “Hollow, stop pestering Shirayuki-san.”
“Ch’.” The white-clad Hollow crossed his arms and sneered. If he was not surrounded by cupcakes and brownies, he would’ve succeeded in looking evil. “Pansy’s annoying the heck outta me. No wonder they think he’s a woman; he’s crazy as one.”
A cupcake bounced off the Hollow’s forehead, which was soon followed by a dozen brownies. Zangetsu managed to save both, before turning to Shirayuki and said, his gruff voice lightly tinged with exasperation, “Please stop throwing food around. It took me all night to make them.”
“He started it!” Shirayuki bellowed. He nearly kicked the jar of rock candies in his agitation. “It’s not fair! So what if my name’s a bit feminine; doesn’t mean that I’m a woman, right? That’s gender discrimination!”
Zangetsu breathed in deeply. “I’m sure Ichigo didn’t mean what he said.”
“He called me a ‘girl’!” The zanpakutou was beyond hysterical. Hollow Ichigo snickered loudly in response. Shirayuki kicked him. “I don’t look like a girl!”
They stared at Shirayuki’s long snow-white hair, flowing robe with intricate snow blossoms pattern that could easily be mistaken as a dress, and at the effeminate face currently twisting into an angry scowl. Zangetsu pressed his lips into one thin line. Hollow Ichigo just started laughing.
Shirayuki kicked the Hollow again, just for good measure.
“It’s a common misunderstanding, Shirayuki-san,” Zangetsu reasoned, trying to keep peace between his two companions. He always believed in the impossible. A great example would be Ichigo. “I’ll ask Ichigo to apologize later.”
“… I’m telling Ru Ru-chan to dump him.”
Hollow Ichigo just laughed harder.
END
EDIT NEEDED!
Type: Fanfiction : Bleach.
Prompt: Picnic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Kubo Tite does, and some other people that I don't know.
Rating: PG15.
Word count: 497 words.
Summary: In which the zanpakutous and Hollow Ichigo had picnic. And Shirayuki, as always, throws a fit. [ Gen ]. [Shirayuki; Zangetsu; Hollow Ichigo]. One-shot.
Author's Note: I don't know if zanpakutou's have genders. Let's just pretend that they do, okay? XD The picnic drabble, but with a bit of... gender-bender? Feedbacks are very much welcomed, loved and cherished~ ♥
they got it wrong!
Shirayuki sulked, glaring at disproportioned white blocks that surrounded the landscape and at Zangetsu, who was calmly pouring tea into colourful harlequin cups, ignorant of his companion’s apparent distress. There were also cupcakes (with tiny sugar stars and sprinkles) stacked high on one plate, a few pieces of chocolate brownies and a jar of rock candies around them, as well as an equally disgruntled (and looking extremely out-of-place) Hollow Ichigo.
Shirayuki sulked harder.
Zangetsu continued pouring tea.
Hollow Ichigo glared at everything and nothing in particular.
“Do you want sugar or cream with your tea, Shirayuki-san?” Zangetsu asked, his dark ragged outfit fluttering dramatically behind him. There was no evidence of a breeze or something similar, but logic shall not be discussed here. “I recommend two cubes of sugar, as this type of tea is naturally sweet.”
Shirayuki, if it was even possible, sulked even harder.
Hollow Ichigo decided that he had enough sulking going around him and decided to be nasty. As usual. “Stop doin’ that or I’m gonna slice off yer lips.” He paused to watch the effect of his words on the zanpakutou, and added, “Yer old bastard.”
“I’m not old!” Shirayuki snapped, before turning big, sad eyes on Zangetsu, who was still holding out a cup of tea for his guest. “Tsu-chan, your friend’s not nice! I don’t like him!”
Zangetsu sighed, and placed down the cup. “Hollow, stop pestering Shirayuki-san.”
“Ch’.” The white-clad Hollow crossed his arms and sneered. If he was not surrounded by cupcakes and brownies, he would’ve succeeded in looking evil. “Pansy’s annoying the heck outta me. No wonder they think he’s a woman; he’s crazy as one.”
A cupcake bounced off the Hollow’s forehead, which was soon followed by a dozen brownies. Zangetsu managed to save both, before turning to Shirayuki and said, his gruff voice lightly tinged with exasperation, “Please stop throwing food around. It took me all night to make them.”
“He started it!” Shirayuki bellowed. He nearly kicked the jar of rock candies in his agitation. “It’s not fair! So what if my name’s a bit feminine; doesn’t mean that I’m a woman, right? That’s gender discrimination!”
Zangetsu breathed in deeply. “I’m sure Ichigo didn’t mean what he said.”
“He called me a ‘girl’!” The zanpakutou was beyond hysterical. Hollow Ichigo snickered loudly in response. Shirayuki kicked him. “I don’t look like a girl!”
They stared at Shirayuki’s long snow-white hair, flowing robe with intricate snow blossoms pattern that could easily be mistaken as a dress, and at the effeminate face currently twisting into an angry scowl. Zangetsu pressed his lips into one thin line. Hollow Ichigo just started laughing.
Shirayuki kicked the Hollow again, just for good measure.
“It’s a common misunderstanding, Shirayuki-san,” Zangetsu reasoned, trying to keep peace between his two companions. He always believed in the impossible. A great example would be Ichigo. “I’ll ask Ichigo to apologize later.”
“… I’m telling Ru Ru-chan to dump him.”
Hollow Ichigo just laughed harder.
END
EDIT NEEDED!