Title: The Hueco Mundo Opera Libretto
Genre: Commedia Erudita? Opera Buffa? Postmodern farse? A simple parody maybe?
Characters (so far): Orihime, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Tesla, Renji, Ishida, Grimmjow, Halibel, Apache, Mila Rose, Sun Sun, Nell
Warnings: mentions of Szayel. Intended yet good-hearted slandering of the fandom. Readers must posess keen sense of humour.
A/N: The poet in the prologue is not me. It is a canon character to be revealed in the next acts. This is only the first Act. Throughout the play there are multiple references on actual plays, poems, operas. A catalogue with all the references and explanations will be attached with the last Act (which will be the 5th, since all Neoclassism gems like mine, end). I believe that extreme literary knowledge is not required for you to enjoy this. So enjoy.
This introduction is humorous and satirizes something as well.
Acto Uno, Escena Primera No, the rest is not in spanish.