21 - arr i love me alcohol.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I'm so shitfaced right now I swear to got I just put my eyepatch on the wrong side.

Shit, I feel like I'm going to barf up enough half digested nachos and leftover pizza to bathe a starving village of skinny boys and girls everywhere.

Comments

[mother_rem]

Thanks for sharing that mental image with everyone.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Sharing is caring and what do you know--I make a pretty nice drunk guy.

[mother_rem]

Or a disgusting one.

1/2

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Drunk would be posting the video of me barfing all over the--

[arr_ilovemecigs]

WELL ISN'T THAT A GRAND IDEA.

[mother_rem]

I will make your next day at work the worst day of your life if you do that.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Every day is the worst day of my life and judging by your reaction I bet I can traumatize you badly enough to make it worth it.

[mother_rem]

I'd almost dare you to try, but it'd be too easy for me to win.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

What's the worst you can do.

[mother_rem]

More than you could imagine.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

BRING IT

[mother_rem]

Once you sober up, sure.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

what does that mean why does my state of drunken stupor have to do with anything

[mother_rem]

I want your mind to be able to fully grasp the horror and I want it to stick with you. If you're drunk, you'll forget and that's destroying the point.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Intense.

[mother_rem]

Only to the special cases.