18 - ohhh what you do to me saint Nick
Before I get piss drunk, a couple heads up to people.
Free drinks for workers at the Cassagioso apparently but don't fuck it up, my ass is riding on the line. Also got some last minute, I dunno, gifts and shit I guess. I'll drop those off too.
Dunno what the holiday's are really about other than the birth of some crazy kid in a dinky farm or even that fat, white bastard shoving his lard ass through chimneys and touching kids in their sleep while leaving gifts, but I don't give a flying crap. If there's food and alcohol involved, I'm in.
Merry almost Christmas, tards of the City.
[FILTERED TO THE HOWLING DOGS]
So how we doing this dinner? Time and place, come on bastards, stick your head out of your asses and let's get moving on this shit.
LUCY; a picture of an adorable kitten with creepy demented eyes, fangs, melting (or wilting oh ew) pieces of skin and fur all over it. have a cute zombie cat! happy holidays, you cold bitch, har har.
GUY; a sushi set with a picture of a Gyarados Pokemon on it and a G.I Joe with the words TRIPLE G scribbled in the front of it.
TAMAKI (and the host club); a fruitbasket GET IT? addressed with a note that says "TO THE HOMO CLUB"
YOMIKO; a book on how to get laid and the penalties of rape!
NAOTO; a handmade purple dress. kinda plain but simple, cut at the back and sides for easy movement. hopefully nill got those measurements right, cause it's a tight fit! small note on the back of it reads, "no space for your crotch package, sorry tranny"
NILL; he doesn't really know what nill likes so he plays it safe with a huge teddy bear plushie. but clever of him to stitch on an outfit similar to a very familiar albino we all know and some spiky hair.
HAINE; a book of coupons that list several activites that he'll do. like. DOING THE DISHES, DON'T SMOKE IN THE APARTMENT FOR 24 HOURS, CLEAN THE APARTMENT, etc, etc. only can use once, kthx. oh and a small picture of nill sleeping, curled up next to him tucked in the back pages. scrawled on the back of the book is a couple of words,
"know you don't like the holiday but suck it up and come to dinner, nill is waiting for you. merry christmas, you crazy fucker"
[OOC; asomfdamf--to that kind anon out there who bestowed their loving christmas spirit upon my unworthy soul, much thanks and a side dish of appreciative love and gushing happiness. your gift really made my day. :)]
Free drinks for workers at the Cassagioso apparently but don't fuck it up, my ass is riding on the line. Also got some last minute, I dunno, gifts and shit I guess. I'll drop those off too.
Dunno what the holiday's are really about other than the birth of some crazy kid in a dinky farm or even that fat, white bastard shoving his lard ass through chimneys and touching kids in their sleep while leaving gifts, but I don't give a flying crap. If there's food and alcohol involved, I'm in.
Merry almost Christmas, tards of the City.
[FILTERED TO THE HOWLING DOGS]
So how we doing this dinner? Time and place, come on bastards, stick your head out of your asses and let's get moving on this shit.
LUCY; a picture of an adorable kitten with creepy demented eyes, fangs, melting (or wilting oh ew) pieces of skin and fur all over it. have a cute zombie cat! happy holidays, you cold bitch, har har.
GUY; a sushi set with a picture of a Gyarados Pokemon on it and a G.I Joe with the words TRIPLE G scribbled in the front of it.
TAMAKI (and the host club); a fruitbasket GET IT? addressed with a note that says "TO THE HOMO CLUB"
YOMIKO; a book on how to get laid and the penalties of rape!
NAOTO; a handmade purple dress. kinda plain but simple, cut at the back and sides for easy movement. hopefully nill got those measurements right, cause it's a tight fit! small note on the back of it reads, "no space for your crotch package, sorry tranny"
NILL; he doesn't really know what nill likes so he plays it safe with a huge teddy bear plushie. but clever of him to stitch on an outfit similar to a very familiar albino we all know and some spiky hair.
HAINE; a book of coupons that list several activites that he'll do. like. DOING THE DISHES, DON'T SMOKE IN THE APARTMENT FOR 24 HOURS, CLEAN THE APARTMENT, etc, etc. only can use once, kthx. oh and a small picture of nill sleeping, curled up next to him tucked in the back pages. scrawled on the back of the book is a couple of words,
"know you don't like the holiday but suck it up and come to dinner, nill is waiting for you. merry christmas, you crazy fucker"
[OOC; asomfdamf--to that kind anon out there who bestowed their loving christmas spirit upon my unworthy soul, much thanks and a side dish of appreciative love and gushing happiness. your gift really made my day. :)]