16 - responsibiltiy, i has it

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Hey, dickwads at the Cassagioso.

Over here.

Boss is out for the day due to uh--I'll just say complications ladeeda so I don't get my ass kicked or fired, or even worse, get my alcohol privileges taken away. For some dumb ass reason, he thought it'd be a fucking peachy idea to give me management responsibility

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backdating, i has it.

[weisshaar]

Peachy.

douchebaggery, i has it.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

You get bathroom duty.

A PUNCH TO THE FACE, YOU GET IT.

[weisshaar]

Must be my lucky day.

A SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH TO BREAK THE EARDRUMS, YOU GET IT.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Change that singular to plural asshole cause it looks like I got it for another day.

DIRTY SPONGE DOWN YOUR THROAT, TRY CHEWING IT.

[weisshaar]

.... Oh, no, you're not. I refuse.

Where the hell is-- Kimblee wouldn't care what our duties are as long as his bar's in one piece when he comes back.

PROJECTILE VOMIT ALL OVER YOUR FACE, I HEARD ITS A NEW TREND.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Thank the motherfucking bearded fatty in the heavens that I can just wipe my ass with your refusal.

My life is at risk with this, I can feel it. Do the goddamn bathroom duty.

MEET A DEFLECTIVE STEEL BASIN, NEWEST ANTI-VOMIT TECHNOLOGY.

[weisshaar]

I'll fire you if you don't assign someone else, Badou.

MEET GIRLY SCREAMING, THE MOST POPULAR RAPE COUNTER ATTACK

[arr_ilovemecigs]

How the fuck will you fire me?