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arr_ilovemecigs

08 - this IS NOT A FUCKING DEATHWISH

Sep 20, 2008 13:25

[sounds of running and heavy panting along with the dragging of artillery and a pathetic whimper every now and then.]...when you guys find me with my toasty, black lungs ripped out of my throat and my sexy crooked fingers flung all over the damn place like party confetti, I don't want any of you fuckers peeing on my grave ( Read more... )

haine you bastard, dont hate the playa hate the game, what is my life, help me dammit, don't piss on my grave

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commieleon September 20 2008, 17:36:06 UTC

Um.

Are you all right?

arr_ilovemecigs September 20 2008, 18:51:00 UTC

COME ON SHERLOCK, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT

commieleon September 20 2008, 22:33:37 UTC

Fair enough. You're not all right. You've made someone very angry.

arr_ilovemecigs September 20 2008, 22:53:31 UTC

I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW HE'D BE BACK SO SOON--WHO THE FUCK DROPS BY WITHOUT WARNING LIKE THAT

commieleon September 20 2008, 22:54:57 UTC

I might be able to help, if you--could be more detailed.

[ooc; XD I love him spazzing like this. Does this make me a bad person ;-;]

arr_ilovemecigs September 20 2008, 22:59:46 UTC

okay fine leTS THINK OF IT LIKE TIHS

ANYONE RUNNING AROUND WITHOUT FUCKING SKIN PIGMENTATION AND A SHITLOAD OF GUNS OR KNIVES IS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS TO BE PUT AS FAR AS FUCKING POSSIBLE FROM ME.

[lmfdao YES. y u do dis :>]

commieleon September 20 2008, 23:45:03 UTC

No skin p Uhn. I'll keep that in mind. I don't suppose you could find somewhere to hide. I'd offer, but I haven't got a place of my own yet.

Do you really think this person's going to hurt you?

[ooc; Because I'm EVIL apparently. :D But you started it. XD]

arr_ilovemecigs September 20 2008, 23:53:02 UTC

no, I'm damn fucking sure he's going to slaughter me.

[oh. oh i did, didn't I? 8D]

commieleon September 21 2008, 00:38:10 UTC

I'm sorry to hear it. What about the police? I can't believe I just suggested that Hiding in plain sight works sometimes.

If you don't mind my curiosity, what is it you did, exactly?

[ooc; Naturally. XD]

arr_ilovemecigs September 21 2008, 00:59:15 UTC

The fuzz ain't got shit on this guy.

I DID NOTHING. NOTHING DAMMIT.

........I JUST GAVE HIM A WELCOME HOME GIFT IS ALL, WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS BEING GENEROUS.

commieleon September 21 2008, 01:17:39 UTC

That bad, mm... That's unfortunate. Well, I wish you luck...

Err.. what kind of gift? Perhaps he was allergic.

arr_ilovemecigs September 21 2008, 03:13:14 UTC

Just do me a favor and don't let dogs piss on my grave.

He's just a crazy, angry, depressed fucker.

commieleon September 21 2008, 21:50:57 UTC

That much I can do for you... although...you will be dead, would you even know?

You should find a better caliber of friend.

arr_ilovemecigs September 22 2008, 03:30:38 UTC

My thanks, Mister strange and mysterious.

commieleon September 22 2008, 03:54:13 UTC

Oh! I keep forgetting

Dmitri Smerdyakov, at your service.

weisshaar September 20 2008, 23:41:24 UTC

If I knew you'd leave six inches of ash and filters on my floor I'd've been back sooner.

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