03 - WHAT THE FUCK

[arr_ilovemecigs]

UM IS THERE REALLY A SINGING CACTUS ON THE NETWORK OR. AM I JUST FUCKING LOSING MY MIND?

I NEED A CIGARETTE.
OR SIX HUNDRED.

Comments

[caf_pow_girl]

Maybe both.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

.....

At the rate I'm fucking inhaling this nicotine, I will be.

[caf_pow_girl]

Chain smoker huh?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Nothing wrong with some healthy loving.

[caf_pow_girl]

I wasn't gonna judge.

I'm Abby Sciuto, by the way.

1/2

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Good cos it would've been a waste of our time.

The name's Badou.

You uh.

...

[arr_ilovemecigs]

...see the cactus too, right?

[caf_pow_girl]

Yep. Singing away. Like all those hallucinations you hear about without the hallucinations part.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Okay. Just checking.

Think it'll go away if I keep smoking and find a way to drink my weight in liquor?

[caf_pow_girl]

It might!

Easiest solution is to get off the Network though. Unless you live with it. Then you're stuck.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

See I'm just browsing around having nothing better to do and then. I just hear. That thing. I mean. What the fuck, you know? This must be what happens to eight year olds when they flip on the old computer back at home to see a page full of daddy's little porn stash.

[caf_pow_girl]

You're pretty new, aren't you?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

Considering the shipment of people we get by the weeks, I wouldn't say I'm really new.

A bit fresh off the alternate-dimension-ship-thing, maybe.

[caf_pow_girl]

That's a yes then.

Well, you get used to most of the weird stuff around here after a bit. Even singing cactus.

[arr_ilovemecigs]

I'm almost afraid to ask what could be stranger than a singing cactus but I think I'll just make a drinking game out of it.

[caf_pow_girl]

A drinking game? That sounds interesting.