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Aug 09, 2007 10:15

Hey Slick, we're out of tequila.  Go pick some up?  And some of that cereal with the marshmallows.  And I need some shampoo, because unlike you, I have hair.

And a lady shouldn't have to sleep on the couch like that.  It's killing my back.  Guess the only gentlemanly thing you can do is give up your bed to me so you can take the couch.  Thanks.

Oh, and does anyone have any recommendations on a bar around here?  The only fucking places I can find around here have cock-sucking pansies who like to dance or goth emo kids who slit their wrists.
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