laughter forever

[aroundight]

I went to college with this girl:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dr+phil+josie+goldberg&aq=f

I roomed with her freshman yearDumb as rocks. Dumbest person I ever met. I just watched her on Dr. Phil, but apparently there's a lot more

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[threnoder]

I'm very intrigued.

And a little horrified.

How did you not end your own life with someone like her around.

It can always get more horrifying!

[aroundight]

She was pretty damned entertaining in her stupidity. I wish I had written down all the dumb shit she would say.

Unfortunately, she wasn't just completely ignorant of the simplest of historical/literary/pop culture things, but also manners and social norms.

Like apparently it isn't normal or acceptable to lounge around naked, eating food SUPER CHOMPILY and then get on the phone and start yelltalking in Russian. When you've only known your confused roommate for three hours. WAT U MEEN?

Much like cabbage.

[threnoder]

How did you know it was Russian? What if it was some sort of secret code language she had created as a child to keep the spies at bay?

Re: Much like cabbage.

[aroundight]

Wait.

Those are different languages?

[threnoder]

I'm going to go with yes.