cross posted and waaay out of context

Mar 05, 2004 10:37

The results have been tainted and the experiment has been compromised.

As per instructions, results were kept in a vessel well below room temperature. Apparently labeling was insufficient. The results have dissappeared, save for a small tainted sample that has dried to the side of a butter knife.

Warning to those that breach the experiment in this fashion: be assured that the growths you will experience under the next few days are benign. DO NOT CONSULT A DOCTER CONCERNING THESE GROWTHS. This will compromise the secret nature of the experiment and will cause you to be dealt with quickly and harshly. Try to ignore the resulting *visions* and try not to act surprised when they come true. Please, FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE.
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