KAT-TUN Meme
1. Brush off other
people hitting high notes because it can't compare to Jin's Gold Ballad Version
note. (true, but that guy from Big
Bang scared me when I first heard him *laughs*)
2. You attempt to turn your male friends into fans to confuse their sexual identity. (no, lol. But I think I just might do that :> )
3. You scream "Why Jennifer Why?" (sometimes =)) )
4. Car Shrimp is your favorite type of vehicle and food at the same time.
5. You don't care for ninjas anymore after Kaizokuban. (I never cared but I did developed a thing for pirates :)) )
6. You want to name your goldfish Junno. (I want now!!)
7. You go up to random people and say "Shall we BOUZU?"
8. Bye Bicycle is your way of saying bye.
9. You actually make the bicycle handle movement when you say Bye Bicycle.
10. The best phone in existence is DoCoMo.
11. You immediately become a fan of everyone and anyone that appears on Cartoon KAT-TUN.
12. The best lip gloss in existence is Rohto.
13. You looked up Oshiri Kajiri Mushi because of Kame. (I did now =)) What does this have to do with Kame?)
14. You've developed a fascination for turtles because of Kame. (no, but my friend has a major crush on turtles because of him *laughs*)
15. You have an odd desire to put some plaid around your waist. (not really desire, but I like those things ^^ )
16. You tell your friends you want to become a beatboxer.
17. You want to learn how to juggle and tap dance at the same time.
18. Scream while watching Domoto Koichi things because KAT-TUN took their dance moves from him so that makes you excited.
19. You can fill up 5GB or more in a day. (I need even less time)
20. One mag scan has more MB than a song. (well, it happened... but I’m not sure if it was with Jin or Hey! Say! JUMP. More like the latter)
21. Adopts Jingrish as you official language. (HELL YEAH!! He’s too funny not to do it sometimes xD)
22. Scours vintage stores for Rolling Stones shirts and merchandise.
23. Has thought about buying a Rolling Stones shirt or merchandise online because you couldn't find it after checking the stores.
24. You refuse to download any interview or talk that's not subbed because you know people will sub it.
25. Dropping jewelery into water from a boat is now related to Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and not Titanic.
26. Think that guys with pelts plastered all over them is pretty hot. (umm, not really >.< )
27. Think that guys with random fingernails painted is pretty hot. (NO!)
28. Attempts to learn everything about Baseball which has now become your favorite sport because of Kame. (sorry, I love voleyball <33)
29. Tries to convince your male friends to buy Ed Hardy brand clothes because it's the closest thing to Johnnys.
30. Tell everyone that Dolce and Gabbana is the hottest brand ever, especially for men's underwear.
31. Knows all the names of Koki's brothers.
32. Liked Gackt again because Ueda likes him.
33. Hated Nishikido Ryo for being mean to KAT-TUN. (I can’t hate him, he’s too cute sometimes <33 And I love Ryo when he bullies Jin *chuckles*)
34. Liked Kusano ten-fold more when you found out he was a Kame fanboy.
35. Find yourself buying more accessories and jewelery because of KAT-TUN. (I do have a growing interest in accessories since I started to watch KAT-TUN *thinking hard*)
36. Best musical in the world is Dream Boys hands down. (Tenimyu is what brought me here <333)
37. Has bought more than a thousand dollars worth of KAT-TUN things (magazines included even though they have other JE people)
38. Your wallpaper has KAT-TUN. (well... it’s Jin xD And Kame sometimes)
39. Your wallpaper or icon/avatar has something to do with Keep the Faith.
40. Actually listened to whatever song Yuichi advertises you to listen to while falling asleep in his manual/blog/message thing.
41. Has completely abandoned all previous fandoms for KAT-TUN.
42. Thinks something is talking about Kame when you read Nino's name.
43. Guys touching each other, kissing, on top of each other is totally normal. (well, it’s normal when girls do it so why can’t it be okay for guys too?)
44. You laugh at people who are anti-KAT-TUN or don't know who they are.
45. All guy's should know how to work a cane, a chair and know how to pole dance. (oh, yeah <333)
46. Your friends who don't like them can still name them. (my mom knows some things about Jin and my dad was asking me about him yesterday - well, I did tell how that I would marry him if I ever have the chance to meet him personally *runs hiding* He even wanted to show him Jin singing and his reaction was “He has a nice voice” lol)
47. Support 5 pairings at once because, heck, they're all good.
48. KAT-TUN is your portal to JE.
49. KAT-TUN is your portal to Hey!Say!7/Jump. (it was the other way around <3 )
50. You think Nakajima Yuto is cool because he's cool with Kame.
51. All guys should have an obsession with candy like Jin in Yukan. (if they look like Jin... *drooling*)
52. Your goal in life is to find a job that relates to KAT-TUN. (well, they kind of made me want to change my college *laughs* But not necesarilly related to KAT-TUN but to PR)
53. You reason for going to Japan is because you want to stalk a member of KAT-TUN.
54. Lip syncing is totally okay with you now. (it was okay even before, just not for everyone)
55. You think a real boyband needs to act, sing, dance, fanservice, beatbox, tapdance, do theater, know how to play instruments or else they're posers.
56. The first time you've been on Yahoo Japan auctions was because of KAT-TUN merchandise.
57. The first DVD tour you've bought was KAT-TUN. (well, the first DVD I’m going to buy is Jin’s <333 and seeing as he is still included in KAT-TUN for this meme...)
58. The first single you ever bought was KAT-TUN. (still Jin’s Eternal XD)
59. You have never contemplated buying another version of anything till you got into KAT-TUN. (I wanted to buy the first HSJ album, but my credit card failed me >.< )
60. You attempt to give you and your friends a "group" name by rearranging the first letters of your last names.
61. Your PARENTS know who KAT-TUN is and which one is your favorite. (of course xD)
62. You think Ueda looks better than most if not all jrockers. (and girlier but still xD )
63. You have been turned off by all the guys at your school because none can compare to your favorite KAT-TUN member well.
64. Your binders and notebooks are littered with KAT-TUN pics. (just my laptop xD)
65. Your teacher knows who KAT-TUN is.
66. Your wall has more KAT-TUN than actual... wall
67. You refuse to believe that Junno looks like Changmin from DBSK.
68. You have the subbed and nonsubbed versions of all their PVs in high quality.
69. The first lyrics you ever memorized the whole thing of was a KAT-TUN song.
70. Have all 7 versions of Real Face.
71. You left your passion for anime to watch Johnny dramas, screw animation it's all about real bishies. (not really but I dont’ watch anime that much anymore *sigh*)
72. Whenever someone mentions cancer or terminal illnesses you think of Yuuki.
73. Whenever you see Oguri Shun you think of him bawling his eyes out in Yuuki. (Hana Yori Dango <333 )
74. Motorcycles never looked so good till Jin sat on one. (INDEED!!)
75. The first time you ever maxed out on Megaupload was after you became a KAT-TUN fan.
76. You spent over an hour trying to hack Megaupload to d/l more KAT-TUN things.
77. You used to think Mr. Johnny was a gay child molester, now you think he's God Again.
78. You never thought that a guy was hot with a belly button piercing till you saw Jin. (Belly things are HOT, but only after I saw Jin I was acctually drooling)
79. You never thought yukatas looked so good till you saw KAT-TUN wearing them.
80. You have no idea where the hell Uebo came from but you call Ueda that anyway because it's the cutest thing you've ever heard.
81. You started watching One Piece because Luffy is Jin and Kame's favorite anime character. (I wanted to but I find it too boring >.< )
82. Doraemon is the best anime ever (even though you've never watched it).
83. You quote KAT-TUN lyrics for inspiration. (sometimes, mostly from Jin)
84. Has cried watching the KAT-TUN real face tour.
85. You believe KAT-TUN is good for losing weight, you sweat, writhe, laugh and never have enough money for actual food.
86. You didn't know what OTP or OT3 was before you got into KAT-TUN.
87. You've saved paparazzi photos of their houses. (someone HAS paparazzi photos of their houses?!?)
88. July 4th isn't the U.S independence day anymore it's Jin's birthday! (That certainly is correct *laughs*)
89. You never cared who Morimoto Shintaro was... until he played Kame's little brother in Dream Boys.
90. You've listened to the Kame version of Seishun Amigo [more] than the actual version with Yamapi. (actually I’ve listened more to Yamada’s version lol)
91. You watched Blades of Glory and when the guy came out with the peacock all you could think of was Seishin Junno.
92. You watched Gokusen 2 before you watched Gokusen, if you even watched the first one at all. (no, but I watched Gokusen just to see Kame and Jin. And Takaki with Miura Haruma. And Jun xDD)
93. Skipped parts of Gokusen 2 unless Kame and Jin were in the frame. (yeah, well... it was pretty boring if it wasn’t for them...)
94. Didn't know any actresses names until you got into KAT-TUN. (yes, but I don’t think it had anything to do with them :)) )
95. You used up a lot of brain cells trying to figure out who did the coughing part during Signal. (there’s a coughing part? O_o )
96. You always do the hand motion whenever Real Face comes on.
97. You would try to eat something that looks complete inedible and gross if someone from KAT-TUN tasted it and said it was Umai.
98. You run out of breath more from watching KAT-TUN than you do running during Gym class
99. You want a skull ring
100. Cross dressing is totally fine with you, in fact you think it's kind of cute.
101. You didn't realize you were that crazy about KAT-TUN until you read the last 100 desсriptions and LOLed when you realized how many applied to you.
27/101
Oh, well, I'm more of a Jin fan than KAT-TUN so I guess it's only natural that I didn't check almost anything about the other members :)) I want a Jin meme!! *sob*
2. You attempt to turn your male friends into fans to confuse their sexual identity. (no, lol. But I think I just might do that :> )
3. You scream "Why Jennifer Why?" (sometimes =)) )
4. Car Shrimp is your favorite type of vehicle and food at the same time.
5. You don't care for ninjas anymore after Kaizokuban. (I never cared but I did developed a thing for pirates :)) )
6. You want to name your goldfish Junno. (I want now!!)
7. You go up to random people and say "Shall we BOUZU?"
8. Bye Bicycle is your way of saying bye.
9. You actually make the bicycle handle movement when you say Bye Bicycle.
10. The best phone in existence is DoCoMo.
11. You immediately become a fan of everyone and anyone that appears on Cartoon KAT-TUN.
12. The best lip gloss in existence is Rohto.
13. You looked up Oshiri Kajiri Mushi because of Kame. (I did now =)) What does this have to do with Kame?)
14. You've developed a fascination for turtles because of Kame. (no, but my friend has a major crush on turtles because of him *laughs*)
15. You have an odd desire to put some plaid around your waist. (not really desire, but I like those things ^^ )
16. You tell your friends you want to become a beatboxer.
17. You want to learn how to juggle and tap dance at the same time.
18. Scream while watching Domoto Koichi things because KAT-TUN took their dance moves from him so that makes you excited.
19. You can fill up 5GB or more in a day. (I need even less time)
20. One mag scan has more MB than a song. (well, it happened... but I’m not sure if it was with Jin or Hey! Say! JUMP. More like the latter)
21. Adopts Jingrish as you official language. (HELL YEAH!! He’s too funny not to do it sometimes xD)
22. Scours vintage stores for Rolling Stones shirts and merchandise.
23. Has thought about buying a Rolling Stones shirt or merchandise online because you couldn't find it after checking the stores.
24. You refuse to download any interview or talk that's not subbed because you know people will sub it.
25. Dropping jewelery into water from a boat is now related to Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and not Titanic.
26. Think that guys with pelts plastered all over them is pretty hot. (umm, not really >.< )
27. Think that guys with random fingernails painted is pretty hot. (NO!)
28. Attempts to learn everything about Baseball which has now become your favorite sport because of Kame. (sorry, I love voleyball <33)
29. Tries to convince your male friends to buy Ed Hardy brand clothes because it's the closest thing to Johnnys.
30. Tell everyone that Dolce and Gabbana is the hottest brand ever, especially for men's underwear.
31. Knows all the names of Koki's brothers.
32. Liked Gackt again because Ueda likes him.
33. Hated Nishikido Ryo for being mean to KAT-TUN. (I can’t hate him, he’s too cute sometimes <33 And I love Ryo when he bullies Jin *chuckles*)
34. Liked Kusano ten-fold more when you found out he was a Kame fanboy.
35. Find yourself buying more accessories and jewelery because of KAT-TUN. (I do have a growing interest in accessories since I started to watch KAT-TUN *thinking hard*)
36. Best musical in the world is Dream Boys hands down. (Tenimyu is what brought me here <333)
37. Has bought more than a thousand dollars worth of KAT-TUN things (magazines included even though they have other JE people)
38. Your wallpaper has KAT-TUN. (well... it’s Jin xD And Kame sometimes)
39. Your wallpaper or icon/avatar has something to do with Keep the Faith.
40. Actually listened to whatever song Yuichi advertises you to listen to while falling asleep in his manual/blog/message thing.
41. Has completely abandoned all previous fandoms for KAT-TUN.
42. Thinks something is talking about Kame when you read Nino's name.
43. Guys touching each other, kissing, on top of each other is totally normal. (well, it’s normal when girls do it so why can’t it be okay for guys too?)
44. You laugh at people who are anti-KAT-TUN or don't know who they are.
45. All guy's should know how to work a cane, a chair and know how to pole dance. (oh, yeah <333)
46. Your friends who don't like them can still name them. (my mom knows some things about Jin and my dad was asking me about him yesterday - well, I did tell how that I would marry him if I ever have the chance to meet him personally *runs hiding* He even wanted to show him Jin singing and his reaction was “He has a nice voice” lol)
47. Support 5 pairings at once because, heck, they're all good.
48. KAT-TUN is your portal to JE.
49. KAT-TUN is your portal to Hey!Say!7/Jump. (it was the other way around <3 )
50. You think Nakajima Yuto is cool because he's cool with Kame.
51. All guys should have an obsession with candy like Jin in Yukan. (if they look like Jin... *drooling*)
52. Your goal in life is to find a job that relates to KAT-TUN. (well, they kind of made me want to change my college *laughs* But not necesarilly related to KAT-TUN but to PR)
53. You reason for going to Japan is because you want to stalk a member of KAT-TUN.
54. Lip syncing is totally okay with you now. (it was okay even before, just not for everyone)
55. You think a real boyband needs to act, sing, dance, fanservice, beatbox, tapdance, do theater, know how to play instruments or else they're posers.
56. The first time you've been on Yahoo Japan auctions was because of KAT-TUN merchandise.
57. The first DVD tour you've bought was KAT-TUN. (well, the first DVD I’m going to buy is Jin’s <333 and seeing as he is still included in KAT-TUN for this meme...)
58. The first single you ever bought was KAT-TUN. (still Jin’s Eternal XD)
59. You have never contemplated buying another version of anything till you got into KAT-TUN. (I wanted to buy the first HSJ album, but my credit card failed me >.< )
60. You attempt to give you and your friends a "group" name by rearranging the first letters of your last names.
61. Your PARENTS know who KAT-TUN is and which one is your favorite. (of course xD)
62. You think Ueda looks better than most if not all jrockers. (and girlier but still xD )
63. You have been turned off by all the guys at your school because none can compare to your favorite KAT-TUN member well.
64. Your binders and notebooks are littered with KAT-TUN pics. (just my laptop xD)
65. Your teacher knows who KAT-TUN is.
66. Your wall has more KAT-TUN than actual... wall
67. You refuse to believe that Junno looks like Changmin from DBSK.
68. You have the subbed and nonsubbed versions of all their PVs in high quality.
69. The first lyrics you ever memorized the whole thing of was a KAT-TUN song.
70. Have all 7 versions of Real Face.
71. You left your passion for anime to watch Johnny dramas, screw animation it's all about real bishies. (not really but I dont’ watch anime that much anymore *sigh*)
72. Whenever someone mentions cancer or terminal illnesses you think of Yuuki.
73. Whenever you see Oguri Shun you think of him bawling his eyes out in Yuuki. (Hana Yori Dango <333 )
74. Motorcycles never looked so good till Jin sat on one. (INDEED!!)
75. The first time you ever maxed out on Megaupload was after you became a KAT-TUN fan.
76. You spent over an hour trying to hack Megaupload to d/l more KAT-TUN things.
77. You used to think Mr. Johnny was a gay child molester, now you think he's God Again.
78. You never thought that a guy was hot with a belly button piercing till you saw Jin. (Belly things are HOT, but only after I saw Jin I was acctually drooling)
79. You never thought yukatas looked so good till you saw KAT-TUN wearing them.
80. You have no idea where the hell Uebo came from but you call Ueda that anyway because it's the cutest thing you've ever heard.
81. You started watching One Piece because Luffy is Jin and Kame's favorite anime character. (I wanted to but I find it too boring >.< )
82. Doraemon is the best anime ever (even though you've never watched it).
83. You quote KAT-TUN lyrics for inspiration. (sometimes, mostly from Jin)
84. Has cried watching the KAT-TUN real face tour.
85. You believe KAT-TUN is good for losing weight, you sweat, writhe, laugh and never have enough money for actual food.
86. You didn't know what OTP or OT3 was before you got into KAT-TUN.
87. You've saved paparazzi photos of their houses. (someone HAS paparazzi photos of their houses?!?)
88. July 4th isn't the U.S independence day anymore it's Jin's birthday! (That certainly is correct *laughs*)
89. You never cared who Morimoto Shintaro was... until he played Kame's little brother in Dream Boys.
90. You've listened to the Kame version of Seishun Amigo [more] than the actual version with Yamapi. (actually I’ve listened more to Yamada’s version lol)
91. You watched Blades of Glory and when the guy came out with the peacock all you could think of was Seishin Junno.
92. You watched Gokusen 2 before you watched Gokusen, if you even watched the first one at all. (no, but I watched Gokusen just to see Kame and Jin. And Takaki with Miura Haruma. And Jun xDD)
93. Skipped parts of Gokusen 2 unless Kame and Jin were in the frame. (yeah, well... it was pretty boring if it wasn’t for them...)
94. Didn't know any actresses names until you got into KAT-TUN. (yes, but I don’t think it had anything to do with them :)) )
95. You used up a lot of brain cells trying to figure out who did the coughing part during Signal. (there’s a coughing part? O_o )
96. You always do the hand motion whenever Real Face comes on.
97. You would try to eat something that looks complete inedible and gross if someone from KAT-TUN tasted it and said it was Umai.
98. You run out of breath more from watching KAT-TUN than you do running during Gym class
99. You want a skull ring
100. Cross dressing is totally fine with you, in fact you think it's kind of cute.
101. You didn't realize you were that crazy about KAT-TUN until you read the last 100 desсriptions and LOLed when you realized how many applied to you.
27/101
Oh, well, I'm more of a Jin fan than KAT-TUN so I guess it's only natural that I didn't check almost anything about the other members :)) I want a Jin meme!! *sob*