The Search for Timu
Hello everyone. It's been a hell of a weekend. We've been searching for Timu the entire time and I have all of Tiller Time Enterprises and the New York Yankees looking for him. We did get a lead the other day and we did find out that he has indeed, been kidnapped.
I received a note cut out of magazine letters, saying that they have kidnapped Timu. It said not to involve the police or they would pull out Timu's toenails and send them to me one at a time. The note did not say why they kidnapped him. But c'mon, how many singing dogs are there in the world? I think that Tiller Time Enterprises has cornered the market on singing dogs. Anyway, they said that they will be sending a ransom note detailing their demands by Monday or Tuesday of this week.
What kind of a monster would do this? I have my suspicions...maybe someone is jealous that Timu is getting all of the television spectaculars around here...maybe it's an angry Boston Red Sox fan. I'm just not sure.
I received a note cut out of magazine letters, saying that they have kidnapped Timu. It said not to involve the police or they would pull out Timu's toenails and send them to me one at a time. The note did not say why they kidnapped him. But c'mon, how many singing dogs are there in the world? I think that Tiller Time Enterprises has cornered the market on singing dogs. Anyway, they said that they will be sending a ransom note detailing their demands by Monday or Tuesday of this week.
What kind of a monster would do this? I have my suspicions...maybe someone is jealous that Timu is getting all of the television spectaculars around here...maybe it's an angry Boston Red Sox fan. I'm just not sure.