CLICK CLICK bloody panckaes!
Okay so it's today. Like 11 in the AM well a little past, and i've for some reason while having my break at work get this un godly craving for panckaes. The likes of wich would make most straight guys cravings for pussy seem tame. And the usual place i would go Peggy Sues stoped serving them at eleven so thats why i know it was past that. So i'm out there in my ten minuets racking my brain to try and figure out where on earth can i get some pancakes, cus look here
See how happy he is with his panckaes? How at peace, How calm. And this is the boy that tried to kill his mother from with in the womb. For further proof... http://www.southperk.com/movies/118.rm I dun have real audio player cus they are well i just dun like em so duno how good the clip is but hey it's got stewie gotta be half dencet. So anyway i hop online (no pun) and go searching for any restraunt or greesy spoon in down town san jose that I could walk/stagger my way to for pancakes. Only to find NOTHING. Atleast nothing listed online all i could mostly find were high class dining establishments with tuxedo clad this, and finely chilled that. No greesy cakes of maplegasam heck naw. So i resort to the most evil of the evil, Dennys. Racial dicrimination aside they make some good cakes so i go to find one of them. Almost two miles away from work, okay decent drive except i'd have to take highway 87 wich can suck balls at that time of day with the lunch rush. So that's out cus i dunno if i'd make it back. SO i try Ihop thinkin they'd be close. Nope even farther. Go through all possible out comes and all n all in down town san jose, no pacnakes past 11am. *sigh*.
So with my hopes dashed i give up and return to Peggys to get a burger. Order my usual cheese burger with no mustard, no mayonase and no tomato. Only to almost bite into it and be overwhelmed with the ungodly scent of mustard, permiating every fibre and core of that bun making me almost close to loosing what coffee i had in me at the time. So i wrap that up and toss it saying 'fuck it' and go to eat my fries cus they give enough that that's a meal in and of its self. Only my fries were bairly cooked, still soggy and shiny and just ick. I'm not mad or upset, just miffed cus i so didn't wana walk back to exchange it, but the girls i was eatin lunch with were saying 'go change it that's just wrong you got time damnit' so i walk the block to go return it. and Carla was realy realy nice with exchanging the burger, and some cooked fries. So finaly had a decent lunch even though no pancakes. And i'm sure some are curious if i'l hold it agaisnt them what with being a long time cusotmer. But ya know i have to had orderd atleast if not more than one hundred burgers from peggy sues in my years of working down town (fuckin scary no?) And out of al those this is the second one i got with mustard, so hey they got good odds. Alas my search has turned to the itnernet for reciepeis on pacnakes since i have no bisquick and never made from scratch, and boy howdy there are far too many recipes out there. like this atrocity, http://www.freerecipe.org/Breakfast/Pancakes/pancakes-recipe-mcr.htm . HALF A BLOODY TEACUP?!?!?! What the hell is that, i have huge litire sized tea cups, you tellin me i wana pour half of that in? What a freek. Wow anyway this is gettin l,ong so i'm gonna shut up now. So if any of ya'll know where i can get some click click bloody pancakes down town past 11am, please let me know.
See how happy he is with his panckaes? How at peace, How calm. And this is the boy that tried to kill his mother from with in the womb. For further proof... http://www.southperk.com/movies/118.rm I dun have real audio player cus they are well i just dun like em so duno how good the clip is but hey it's got stewie gotta be half dencet. So anyway i hop online (no pun) and go searching for any restraunt or greesy spoon in down town san jose that I could walk/stagger my way to for pancakes. Only to find NOTHING. Atleast nothing listed online all i could mostly find were high class dining establishments with tuxedo clad this, and finely chilled that. No greesy cakes of maplegasam heck naw. So i resort to the most evil of the evil, Dennys. Racial dicrimination aside they make some good cakes so i go to find one of them. Almost two miles away from work, okay decent drive except i'd have to take highway 87 wich can suck balls at that time of day with the lunch rush. So that's out cus i dunno if i'd make it back. SO i try Ihop thinkin they'd be close. Nope even farther. Go through all possible out comes and all n all in down town san jose, no pacnakes past 11am. *sigh*.
So with my hopes dashed i give up and return to Peggys to get a burger. Order my usual cheese burger with no mustard, no mayonase and no tomato. Only to almost bite into it and be overwhelmed with the ungodly scent of mustard, permiating every fibre and core of that bun making me almost close to loosing what coffee i had in me at the time. So i wrap that up and toss it saying 'fuck it' and go to eat my fries cus they give enough that that's a meal in and of its self. Only my fries were bairly cooked, still soggy and shiny and just ick. I'm not mad or upset, just miffed cus i so didn't wana walk back to exchange it, but the girls i was eatin lunch with were saying 'go change it that's just wrong you got time damnit' so i walk the block to go return it. and Carla was realy realy nice with exchanging the burger, and some cooked fries. So finaly had a decent lunch even though no pancakes. And i'm sure some are curious if i'l hold it agaisnt them what with being a long time cusotmer. But ya know i have to had orderd atleast if not more than one hundred burgers from peggy sues in my years of working down town (fuckin scary no?) And out of al those this is the second one i got with mustard, so hey they got good odds. Alas my search has turned to the itnernet for reciepeis on pacnakes since i have no bisquick and never made from scratch, and boy howdy there are far too many recipes out there. like this atrocity, http://www.freerecipe.org/Breakfast/Pancakes/pancakes-recipe-mcr.htm . HALF A BLOODY TEACUP?!?!?! What the hell is that, i have huge litire sized tea cups, you tellin me i wana pour half of that in? What a freek. Wow anyway this is gettin l,ong so i'm gonna shut up now. So if any of ya'll know where i can get some click click bloody pancakes down town past 11am, please let me know.