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[armywithcountry]

[After a day spent huddled in a corner crying to himself, Prussia finally manages to break out of his trauma from the recent events to make a very important phone call.]

[THE MOST UNFILTERED EVER]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.  And why with America, of all people -- euuuuuugh! Ugh!

[Brief moment of gibbering before he

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[sturmbahnfurher]

Well hello, what have we here? Surveillance equipment? Well that sure seems pretty nifty, maybe the Major'll be walking up to talk with you now.]

Planning to do a little surveillance, perhaps?

[armywithcountry]

[Getting that tingle again why are all of his people batshit]

Once I figure out how it works! I still have no idea why the town sent me this shit - I've never seen any of it in my life!

[sturmbahnfurher]

[That's just how they do in Germania.]

[And don't mind him, the Major will just be admiring it. It was developed a bit after World War II, so he didn't get to see much of it when he was in hiding until more recent years, but hell. The man is fond of anything that could be deployed in warfare.]

It's surveillance equipment. You'd use it to aid in reconnaissance and spying.

[armywithcountry]

[They can bond over that, then - Prussia may not have any idea what this equipment is, but hey, it's his and someone's admiring it, so he's going to preen a little.]

Still doesn't explain why they sent it to me, though. Spying's for weaklings - if I've got a problem with someone, I'll beat the shit out of them, not wait around for information that probably won't even matter!

[sturmbahnfurher]

Oh, I quite disagree. There is something amusing in seeing the enemy plan carefully, only to have what they had been setting up and thought clever to be caught and then devastated as their leaked information is taken advantage of. To see them scramble and struggle to rework their plans as guns bear down on them, tearing them to pieces as they desperately attempt to make sense of the chaos surrounding them.

It might not be direct conflict, but it is still part of war. And there is nothing that isn't beautiful about war.

[His voice raises slightly as he speaks, fists clenching simply out of habit. It's hard for him to control himself from flying entirely into an oratory mode when speaking about his favorite past time.]

[armywithcountry]

[Oh, Prussia is going to get along with you just fine. He grins, bouncing on his feet a little.]

Hahaha, now you're speaking my language! Definitely one of mine. I couldn't agree more - there's nothing like watching the shock and terror on your enemies' faces when they realize just how much stronger your people are to theirs!

I am the slowest man in the world. It's me.

[sturmbahnfurher]

It is quite unfortunate that so many have forgotten the joys of war, or labeled them barbaric. It has led to them growing slow, and weak, and entitled, as this town seems to attest to.

n-no it's me evidently...

[armywithcountry]

You're exactly right there! Fucking pacifists, forgetting that war's what made their country great to begin with! All of the weaklings here balking at blood or injury or death - it's pathetic! Nothing will get accomplished without sacrifice! If my soldiers were here, we'd have conquered this place ages ago!