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[armywithcountry]

[After a day spent huddled in a corner crying to himself, Prussia finally manages to break out of his trauma from the recent events to make a very important phone call.]

[THE MOST UNFILTERED EVER]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.  And why with America, of all people -- euuuuuugh! Ugh!

[Brief moment of gibbering before he

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[bro_thel_fist]

[Just. Laughing.

Don't mind her, she just thinks it's funny that you're flipping a shit and calling people by the names of countries.]

[armywithcountry]

IT'S NOT FUNNY. Aaaaaah, my cute innocent little brother, no... [sniffle sniffle]

[bro_thel_fist]

No, it totally is.

As long as your baby brother isn't, like, twelve, it should be okay. We all have to grow up sometime, right?

[armywithcountry]

He hasn't even hit his first century yet! [Yes he has, but like hell is Prussia acknowledging that.] Way too young to be forming unions! Especially under the influence of this hellhole! And he can grow up all he wants, but not without me there!

[bro_thel_fist]

Wait, wait, wait. First century?

You're... seriously talking countries, aren't you?

[armywithcountry]

You haven't met one of us, yet? [There's so many of them here that he's sort of just used to assuming that people know of their existence.] Hahaha, you're in luck then, because you're talking to the best one! Name's the great and awesome Kingdom of Prussia - where're you from?

[bro_thel_fist]

Prussia? Where the hell is Prussia? [She's from 2055, you haven't been around in awhile.] For that matter, how are you even able to talk to me?

I'm from the US. Arizona.

[armywithcountry]

In Europe! I've got fucking enormous amounts of land, how the hell have you not heard of me? Man, America really needs to work on his educational system! And the same way everyone else can, through the phones, obviously!

[bro_thel_fist]

[Raquel silently rattles off what European countries she does know. Prussia doesn't ring a bell.] Are you one of those Eastern European countries? They change all the time, it's not my fault I can't keep up with them.

[Wait, what is she saying?]

Countries aren't people, though. They're land. And sometimes water.

[armywithcountry]

No! Well, okay, yeah, I am kinda to the east, but I've got a bunch of land in central Europe too! And I've been a kingdom for nearly two centuries now, how have you not heard of me!

And we're not human, but we exist! Kinda like a representation sort of thing.

[bro_thel_fist]

Central Europe? Isn't that, like, France and Germany?

You know, after waking up in a town 100 years in the past like this? I'm willing to buy anything. Nice to meet you, Prussia-person.

[armywithcountry]

Germany's my little bro! Technically, we're part of the same Empire, but it's complicated.

Of course it is! And it's just Prussia! Who are you?

[bro_thel_fist]

Ooooh, so it's historical geography! [MAKES SENSE.]

I'm Raquel Beliago.

[armywithcountry]

Is not! Fucking everyone hallucinating they're from the future...

You know how to fight at all? [this is how Prussia always introduces himself]

[bro_thel_fist]

You're from further in the past than this, then? Good job.

Not really. I specialize in something totally different from fighting. [Smile, smile.]

[armywithcountry]

It's 1871! I'm not further in the past, you guys are just all in the wrong year!

Like...weapons manufacturing? [why would you work in something unrelated to fighting]