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[armywithcountry]

[After a day spent huddled in a corner crying to himself, Prussia finally manages to break out of his trauma from the recent events to make a very important phone call.]

[THE MOST UNFILTERED EVER]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.  And why with America, of all people -- euuuuuugh! Ugh!

[Brief moment of gibbering before he

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[hungry_monster]

[Walking by. Have a concerned German citizen stopping to see what's going on.]

I'm surprised they would return something like that to you.

[armywithcountry]

[Prussia's getting that faint tingle that lets him know this guy might be one of his, so he's instantly a lot more friendly towards him.]

I've got no idea why they did, I don't recognize any of this shit. You know what it is, then?

[hungry_monster]

It appears to be surveillance equipment.

[armywithcountry]

Surveillance . . . like spying and that kind of shit? [Looks even more confused as he holds up a pair of headphones.] With these? How does that work? What are these even supposed to be, earmuffs?

[hungry_monster]

Yes.

Those would be headphones. There for listening in on conversations I would suppose.

You hide the recording devices where people can't see them and listen in.

[armywithcountry]

...why would I want to listen to other people? Sounds boring! Though I guess if I stick these in the police station or something, I might be able to find out something useful....

[hungry_monster]

That's generally the purpose.

[armywithcountry]

Hmm. [He pokes at the wires some more, then looks up.] You German, by the way? Wanna give your country a hand here?

[hungry_monster]

Yes.

Are you Germany? I'd thought I'd met him already.

[armywithcountry]

Nah, that's my baby bro. I'm the great and awesome Kingdom of Prussia! Though I guess you might not be one of mine if you're from someone else's territory. [Suspicious glance.] Not Bavarian, are you?

[hungry_monster]

Bavarian? No.

I grew up in East Germany.

[armywithcountry]

Well, I'm about as far east in the German Empire as you can get, so you're definitely one of mine, then. Congrats, you're part of the awesomest country to ever exist! Now help me out here.

[hungry_monster]

[Amused smile. Oh...you're East Germany are you. How interesting.]

Alright. What do you need help with?

[armywithcountry]

[He nods to the mass of electronics.]

I need to figure out how all of this works. If the town's sent me it, might as well try to use it, yeah?