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[armywithcountry]

[Because Prussia is secretly a teenage girl, you can find him wandering about Mayfield in four different outfits today!

A. In the Christmas village, wearing the standard elf uniform.  He doesn't look too put out by the humiliating outfit, though, and has even made Bird a little hat to match.  Mostly, he just looks incredibly bored.  Bother bother

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A.

[knifehand]

[Oh my god, what]

[armywithcountry]

[Waves at her!]

Tell me you can get your hands on your brother's tank or something. I am going out of my fucking mind with boredom here.

[knifehand]

Brother's tank belongs to Brother. I will not take it without his permission.

[She moves closer to him]

I suppose this is part of your job?

[armywithcountry]

. . . what if I promise not to blow up his house with it? Come on, it's Christmas! Or well, close to it anyway.

[He shrugs.]

Yeah - looks like that fatass's trying his best to make us quit or something. Like I give a shit about what I'm wearing!

[knifehand]

In my nation, we give gifts on New Years, so you will just have to wait and see what you get.

[She nods.]

That is a good thing, as you do look ridiculous. What job is it that you have?

[armywithcountry]

But I'm bored now!

[Prussia: the role model for eight year old boys everywhere.]

Hey, I always look awesome, no matter what I wear! And they've signed me up for the police force here. Haven't done any actual policing though - guess it's not much of a surprise, considering how fat the chief is. Probably hasn't done a day of training in his life!

[knifehand]

You must deal with it.

...I suppose you are spying on him, right? It would be foolish to ignore that opportunity.

[armywithcountry]

Obviously. Don't know why they were stupid enough to hire us in the first place - they've got to have something up their sleeves, but it'll be worth walking into a trap if we can manage to get a step closer to breaking out of this shithole.