Fritz! Oh man, you're still here? That's awesome - well, not awesome, but you know what I mean! I've got so much to tell you - I've got a little brother now, and an empire, and -- are you still in the same house? I've gotta see you!
[Yeah, he's pretty much bouncing up and down like an excited kid here.]
Yeah! Name's Germany, he's really adorable, you'll like him, I know it!
Ha, like anything here could hold me back! I'll be there in a sec, don't go anywhere!
[And he's just going to slam the phone down and run out the door, showing up in front of Fritz's house a few minutes later all bright eyed and bushy tailed. HE REALLY MISSED YOU TOO.]
[Fritz, you are the best boss ever. Prussia manages to hold back from tackling Fritz into a hug - must preserve tiny amount of dignity in front of boss - but it's a very close call.]
It's great to see you too! How long's it been for you? I heard I was only gone for a week or so, but it's been a lot longer for me! Anything new happen while I was away?
. . . ugh, you mean that thing with the human blood? Someone's gotta talk to that brat about how to make real food. Kid probably learned how to cook from England.
[That's okay, Prussia has no idea either.]
Awesome! You're the only guy qualified for the job anyway - anyone tries to give you trouble and I'll kick their ass!
Mine had heads in it. Tiny turkey heads. I'm not sure why... but it does sound like something the British would cook.
I'm glad you feel that way. I happen to agree, but it's only fair to allow the others their input. I've invited them all here this Saturday. I assume you can attend?
[He's a little embarrassed about how much confidence Prussia seems to have in him. He's honestly not used to it yet. It's really.... flattering. Probably because Fritz is coming from only four years into his reign and has no clue what seriously amazing things he is going to do for his country.]
Honestly, with that group, I'll count myself lucky if they hear me out. I'm expecting quite a clash of opinions. But I refuse to let the work that Miss Armstrong did go to waste.
They'd be idiots if they didn't. Not that I'd be surprised. Still, all you have to do is show them how awesome you are and they'll fall right in line! If Armstrong could lead them, so can you!
[So much relief....]
I was wondering when you'd get back...
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[Yeah, he's pretty much bouncing up and down like an excited kid here.]
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[He is so glad Prussia is back you HAVE NO IDEA HOW WORRIED HE WAS....]
I have a few things to tell you as well. My house hasn't changed. Do you want to come now, or do you need some time to readjust?
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Ha, like anything here could hold me back! I'll be there in a sec, don't go anywhere!
[And he's just going to slam the phone down and run out the door, showing up in front of Fritz's house a few minutes later all bright eyed and bushy tailed. HE REALLY MISSED YOU TOO.]
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[And he will. And the door will be unlocked, so Prussia doesn't have to pound on it. He'll even have drinks waiting.]
It's good to see you again, Prussia.
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It's great to see you too! How long's it been for you? I heard I was only gone for a week or so, but it's been a lot longer for me! Anything new happen while I was away?
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[Seriously Fritz has no idea what the hell thanksgiving was supposed to be.]
Although I am trying to put the remains of the Major General's resistance forces back together.
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[That's okay, Prussia has no idea either.]
Awesome! You're the only guy qualified for the job anyway - anyone tries to give you trouble and I'll kick their ass!
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I'm glad you feel that way. I happen to agree, but it's only fair to allow the others their input. I've invited them all here this Saturday. I assume you can attend?
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Of course! Wouldn't miss you in action for the world! And they can offer as much input as they want, long as they agree with you.
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Honestly, with that group, I'll count myself lucky if they hear me out. I'm expecting quite a clash of opinions. But I refuse to let the work that Miss Armstrong did go to waste.
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They'd be idiots if they didn't. Not that I'd be surprised. Still, all you have to do is show them how awesome you are and they'll fall right in line! If Armstrong could lead them, so can you!
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[He pulls out his guest list and hands it to Prussia. The other names on it are BLU Scout, Dist, Yuki, Ken, Miakis, Zevran, Hawkeye, and Salieri.]
I tried to keep the guest list as small as possible. I don't think I forgot anyone.
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Yeah, I know some of these people. They should be easy enough to convince - they're soldiers, not commanders.
. . . why is Salieri on here?
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[They are music biffles~]
Do you know him?
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. . . but he's Austrian. Not that I'm doubting you or anything! But . . . an Austrian? For a military meeting? Really?
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