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[armywithcountry]

[Hi there, Mayfield, are you tired of seeing babies everywhere yet?  No?  Good.  Because you're currently being stalked by one.  Doesn't matter where you are, there is now a filthy, smelly, screaming ten year old dropping down on your head from a nearby tree/roof/car and trying to smack you with a sword.  Strange, those red eyes, white hair, and

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[godisachild]

Ow! OW! Quit it brat! What're you doing?

[willconvertyou]

Attacking you, stupid! Now convert! And tell me where Hungary is!

[godisachild]

Yeah, I see that. Now quit it, cause I'm not converting to squat!

[And, being the idiot he is, he's going to reach down and try to grab your sword from you Prussia.]

[willconvertyou]

[FLAILS AT he is a windmilling sharp edged babby of DOOM]

Not to Squat, stupid! What is that, some kinda pagan belief? To Christianity! Do it and you'll get to go to heaven and you can totally be one of my bishops!

[godisachild]

[Yeah, he's just...going to pull his hand away at that. That wasn't the best idea he's ever had.]

It's a saying, you moron!

And no thanks. I don't feel like worshiping some jerkwad who was dumb enough to get killed and thinks he deserves to be worshiped for it. What kind of moron thinks that?

[willconvertyou]

[SCREAMS IN SHOCK]

You can't call Jesus a moron! You're the moron! And he wasn't dumb! He chose to die for our sins and if you don't believe in Him, then I have to kill you!