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[armywithcountry]

[Hi there, Mayfield, are you tired of seeing babies everywhere yet?  No?  Good.  Because you're currently being stalked by one.  Doesn't matter where you are, there is now a filthy, smelly, screaming ten year old dropping down on your head from a nearby tree/roof/car and trying to smack you with a sword.  Strange, those red eyes, white hair, and

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[Grabs his arm]

I'd advise you not to do that. I'm not in a very good mood.

[willconvertyou]

[FLAILING AT HER WITH HIS SWORD]

Let go, pagan! I'll crush you! I'll get all my knights and we'll burn down your forts and your village if you don't convert right now!

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Just going to....take that sword away from you.]

I'm sure you will. Which will be quite skilled considering I don't have any of those things.

[willconvertyou]

Hey, that's mine! Give that back! Right now!

[FLAILING. Kicking and biting and punching every part of her he can reach he is a beast on a quest of vengeaaaaaance]

And what are you talking about, pagan?! This is your village, isn't it? With all those metal demons! Are you keeping Hungary somewhere? Tell me where!

[the_wee_big_hag]

[She sighs.]

No this is not. And if you stop attacking me, I will give you your sword back.

[willconvertyou]

[He pauses.]

It's not? Did the pagans get you, too? Are you a Christian? If you are, I'll protect you! I'm super strong, you know!

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Hands him back his sword.]

I'm not sure. We were all captured here.

What's your name?

[willconvertyou]

So they're going around kidnapping Christians now, huh? The bastards! I bet this is all some Cuman trick! They're probably invading Hungary right now while I'm stuck here!

And I'm the awesome and amazing Teutonic Order!

[the_wee_big_hag]

I see.

[Just, not going to say anything about that other stuff.]

Well then. I'm sure you're already thinking of a plan to rescue us.

[willconvertyou]

Of course I am! I'll just call my knights over and they'll kill everything here! But I have to find Hungary, first! If he's back home without me around to protect him, then he's going to get crushed and I'm going to be sent to hell!