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[armywithcountry]

[Hi there, Mayfield, are you tired of seeing babies everywhere yet?  No?  Good.  Because you're currently being stalked by one.  Doesn't matter where you are, there is now a filthy, smelly, screaming ten year old dropping down on your head from a nearby tree/roof/car and trying to smack you with a sword.  Strange, those red eyes, white hair, and

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[weiss_tank]

[A Wild Tree Prussia appears. Ken flails not to be knocked over]

Ow ow! Knock it off kid!

[willconvertyou]

Pagan! Tell me where I am right now or I'll kill you and burn all your crops!

[weiss_tank]

Pagan?! What the f---heck are you screaming about!? [This is funny because he was raised a devout catholic by a NUN]

Now come down from my head before you fall and I'll explain. [He's going to try and reach for tiny!Prussia]

[willconvertyou]

[Pauses in his flailing. You don't look familiar, bro - you actually look kind of like a Cuman, but . . .]

You're not a pagan? Are you a Christian? And I'm way too awesome to fall!

[weiss_tank]

Er...used to be. I don't really go for religion at all anymore. And please? You're sorta heavy in that position.

[willconvertyou]

Oh my god, you're a heretic?!

[AND HE GOES BACK TO FLAILING ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD.]

You have to accept God again! Reconvert! Do it and I'll put in a good word with the Pope for you and maybe you won't go to hell!

[weiss_tank]

[OH GOD. He manages to get a hold on chibi!prussia and pull him down, dangling him in front of him so he can see.]

You know, calling someone a heretic is not very nice.

[willconvertyou]

Hey! Stop that! Let go of me right now!

[A dangling Teutons is still a very dangerous Teutons who is currently trying to stab Ken with his tiny sword.]

What are you talking about?! You are a heretic! You can't just betray God like that! Either reconvert or burn!

[weiss_tank]

Look, kiddo, God has a lot more important things to worry about then me. [He wants to add that he'll burn either way but that is not such a thing for a childs ears. No matter how widely they swing that sword.]

I thought you wanted me to tell you what was going on?

[willconvertyou]

God cares about everyone! Except the pagans! And I work for God, so if you let me reconvert you, I can totally ask Him to forgive you!

So you do know! Are you behind all of this?! Where's Hungary?!

[weiss_tank]

I know a little bit, and I'll tell you what I can. We're in a place called Mayfield and we don't know who brought us here, or why.

And I'm afraid I don't know who 'Hungary' is, though there are a couple of the other nations hanging about.

[willconvertyou]

Mayfield? Never heard of it! Sounds like a super lame pagan village to me! I'll burn it all down!

And I don't care about any of those losers, I just need to get back to Hungary! Otherwise the Cumans will invade him and God will send me to hell because I failed!

[weiss_tank]

Eh? The Cumans? What are you talking about kid?

[willconvertyou]

The Cumans! They're these filthy pagans and they're always trying to attack Hungary and God sent me to protect him and if I don't, I'm going to hell! I need to get back to him right now!

[weiss_tank]

[A-aww....he's going to try and hug tiny Prussia, despite that sword] I understand. I'll tell you what, I'll try and help you find Hungary, or at least one of the other nations, ok?

[willconvertyou]

[BACKPEDALING what is hugging]

Are you trying to attack me?! Just because I haven't found my knights yet doesn't mean I'm weak! Bring it on! I still need to reconvert you!

. . . but he has long brown hair and green eyes and is kinda stupid looking and if you see him, make sure he stays where he is until I get there.