THE AWESOME SHOWDOWN OF DESTINY AND AWESOMENESS

[armywithcountry]

[Prussia's has been looking forward to punching Russia in the goddamn face for a long time now.  So this tournament?  Best thing ever.  He's down at the football stadium, since he works there anyway, waiting for Russia to show up.

He totally hasn't read the part about not being allowed to kill your opponents, by the way.]

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[muskatli]

[watching with something akin to either dread or amusement. She honestly has no idea who to root for.]

[rhymes_with_wit]

[Eating some candy next to her. This is insane but hey. Something to do.]

Prussia against Russia....

Who'd you thinks going to win?

[muskatli]

I think the fat man with a tank has the better odds. [pauses to crunch on her peanuts]

[rhymes_with_wit]

Tanks usually do help. Of course if he fires the thing we'll probably all go deaf.

[Pulls some strings of red liquorice from a bag and offers her one.]

Liquorice?

[muskatli]

Not to worry, that thing lacks ammunition in it. But still...

[takes the offered candy absent mindedly and starts munching. Stress eating? Of course.]

I can't believe how idiotic men can be.

[rhymes_with_wit]

Oh good. And we can probably make a run for it if it starts coming over here.

[Just munching on the candy.]

It never fails to suprise you. Just when you think they've done something so stupid they'll never top it, they do something even dumber.

[Watching the fight]

...how are they not all dead by now?

[muskatli]

I think they're too stupid for death, as depressing as that sounds. No one's really pulled out a deadly weapon yet.

...Tank aside.