Fuck it.
Dasani Water. "Purified water enhanced with minerals for a pure, fresh taste." How soothing....
My mouth tastes like I went down on the salty diseased cunt of a decomposing mermaid corpse.
Fuck this tainted shit. It just fucking makes me more thirsty!!! So I'll buy more fucking water!!
It makes Aquafina taste like Holy Grail water that was poured by Mother Mary herself. Smiling down on the pitcher with the beautiful happy rays of Heaven. Dasani is officially the water of the dark side. I can see it now....
Vader throws back a nice "refreshing" bottle of Dasani, as he force rips out the heart of a small colored child.
This fucking awlful taste in my mouth is pissing me the fuck off
FUCK DASANI IN ITS SALTY ASS!!!! LONG LIVE AQUAFINA!!!!!
THIS IS WATER!!!!!!!!!!
My mouth tastes like I went down on the salty diseased cunt of a decomposing mermaid corpse.
Fuck this tainted shit. It just fucking makes me more thirsty!!! So I'll buy more fucking water!!
It makes Aquafina taste like Holy Grail water that was poured by Mother Mary herself. Smiling down on the pitcher with the beautiful happy rays of Heaven. Dasani is officially the water of the dark side. I can see it now....
Vader throws back a nice "refreshing" bottle of Dasani, as he force rips out the heart of a small colored child.
This fucking awlful taste in my mouth is pissing me the fuck off
FUCK DASANI IN ITS SALTY ASS!!!! LONG LIVE AQUAFINA!!!!!
THIS IS WATER!!!!!!!!!!