I found this quite funny,
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
armoury_kim sent to me...
Twelve zoo_music_girls drumming
Eleven saiiras piping
Ten nils a-leaping
Nine fuzzygoths dancing
Eight sushidogs a-milking
Seven faeries a-sleeping
Six cats a-cooking
Five co-o-o-orsets
Four oysters
Three clarins
Two sun-blushed tomatoes
...and a rioja in a whitby.
and only 5 corsets??