rants
have you ever used microsoft word and gotten the paper clip thingy in the corner?
Fuck You, Paperclip From Word's Profile ...What have you ever done for us, you stupid little animated paperclip? You sit there in the corner of our screen blinking up at us, distracting us as we try to do our homework. When you're feeling neglected, you interrupt us with gems like 'It looks like you're trying to write a letter'. Ohhh, thanks. We understand that we're writing a letter, paperclip - condescend to someone else.
Have you ever done anything helpful? You call yourself an office assistant, so assist! Write our papers for us, walk to 7-11 at 2am and get us coffee, give us suggestions for our clever email to the hot TA. That'd be nice. But nooo, you just sit there, popping up and mocking us every single time we open word. Fuck you, paperclip. Fuck you.
Fuck You, Paperclip From Word's Profile ...What have you ever done for us, you stupid little animated paperclip? You sit there in the corner of our screen blinking up at us, distracting us as we try to do our homework. When you're feeling neglected, you interrupt us with gems like 'It looks like you're trying to write a letter'. Ohhh, thanks. We understand that we're writing a letter, paperclip - condescend to someone else.
Have you ever done anything helpful? You call yourself an office assistant, so assist! Write our papers for us, walk to 7-11 at 2am and get us coffee, give us suggestions for our clever email to the hot TA. That'd be nice. But nooo, you just sit there, popping up and mocking us every single time we open word. Fuck you, paperclip. Fuck you.