Ellllllll Jayyyyyyy

[armoire_man]

The strange thing about LJ is that I put quite a few of you on  my list wayyyyy back when I was still working for the state government, but now my brain is going in the unusual directions that cancer/irradiation kick it into.  I cannot figure out why you're there.

(UPDATE: Don't worry! I'm just muttering darkedly pissedly.)

Last few days I've been

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[kip_w]

I remember you said you were putting me on here so you wouldn't forget to send me large amounts of money.

[armoire_man]

I did send you large amounts of money to your relative Paul in Germany. So what gives?

[kip_w]

Forget Paul! I keep telling you, he's just trying to con you out of money, whereas I am the authorized agent for former Secretary of State who died in AUTO ACCIDENT leaving no heirs and an estate worth 4.63 MILLION $USD which you will help me get out of country and YOU WILL BE ENTITLE TO 10 PER CENTS for nominal sum to help with LEGALFEES. JESEUS WILL BLESSES YOU so sending today the money or wiring bank account numbers.

[kip_w]

ALWASY with the ANONYMOUS. I am not ANONYMOUS send money

[armoire_man]

Mon capitan...it's in the medical company's pamphlet about recovering from high-energy brain zappages, including blindness, deafness, stupidity, grumpyness, and sending people money. They're pretty adamant about it.

Well, except for tipping the parking guy. But that's all.