From the bench

[armed_with_pics]

... I think I'm going to ask the courts to come up with an actual crime name and punishment for baby-swapping. It's pretty tiresome when some new crime just doesn't fit...

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Private to Hughes // SFPD Viewable

[nicotinebullets]

Geezus, stealing babies? What the hell is in the water these days...

This guy got a past criminal record around here? My computer's busted (or at least I think it is) and the nice lady the cubicle over still hates me for my April Fool's joke. I think she'll claw my face off before lettin' me use her computer.

Private to Havoc // SFPD Viewable

[armed_with_pics]

I wish he had a record. If there was anything else we could stick him with, I'd throw it at him.

What did you do for April Fool's? I only knew of my own fun!

Private to Hughes // SFPD Viewable

[nicotinebullets]

Yeah, it really would be a hell lot easier with a record. What kind of name is "Envy" anyways? The kid didn't get enough loving from his mom, so he decides to switch babies?

Uhh, I swore secrecy to that one. Got shot in the kidney once, I don't wanna get shot in the foot next, sorry, sir.

Private to Havoc // SFPD Viewable

[armed_with_pics]

The type that says "Give me attention!" in a whiny, terrible-twos sort of way that Elysia never went through. She's daddy's little angel! But I don't get why someone would switch babies. I can't fathom how that would entertain someone.

Darn!

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Please tell me? With a cherry on top? :D
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Private to Hughes Only // Unhackable

[nicotinebullets]

Maybe he's a sadist. Or a masochist. Kids these days, y'know, they get it off the television. I'm hoping Elysia sticks to Barbies a while longer before she goes onto pop stars like Brittany Spears.

..I fused a picture of hers with a Playboy ad on Photoshop and then photocopied it. It was a Dare, I swear! And I really needed the extra dough for lights!

Private to Havoc Only // Unhackable

[armed_with_pics]

Daddy's little girl is not going to be dressing like or admiring a prostitute like that. Daddy will make very, very sure of it.

HA! Wow. Just wow.