Waluigi Handbag
"Now for the next order of business!" Tayce T cackled, clicking the tiniest button on her clicker and forwarding her Powerpoint presentation to the next slide. "We have an informant who may be able to provide us with the location of... The Eternal Eye!"
There was furious gasping and screaming at the mention of this legendary artifact. Shh!
"The one that can see eternity!?" asked Goldbob. "The one that can grant wishes!?"
"Uh huh," Tayce T confirmed.
"THAT'S CRAZY!!" Goldbob declared.
"Anyway," Tayce T continued, "We will plan accordingly as information becomes known to us, but once this falls into our hands, nothing will be able to stop us! Not even Organization Enigma! Ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA!!"
The other members didn't see what was so funny.
"When can we expect to have the Eye in our possession?" asked Game Guy.
"Onto the next order of business," Tayce T continued. "Mouser has a big announcement. Mouser?"
Mouser stood and picked up a little piece of paper. "This Saturday I'm throwing a cool pool party. It'd be cool if you guys came." He sat down. Then he stood up. "There will be soda and snacks." He sat down again.
"Nice!" Tayce T said. "Alrighty, does anybody else have anything to chime in before we adjourn our weekly Organization Seventeen Meeting?"
Most were silent, but one hooded figure at the other end of the table was shivering wildly. The figure next to it was concerned.
"Rosalina, are you feeling okay?" they whispered.
"I'M FINE!" Rosalina screeched, throwing pencils everywhere. Her hood came down and her eyes were bloodshot and twitching a lot. "STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME, KALMAR!!" She darted out of the room in a big hurry. Boshi took her coffee cup since she wasn't using it anymore. He was thirsty.
"Rosalina!" Kalmar called out, floating out of his seat. "Shoot... I've got a feeling that girl is getting way in over her head..."
Days later, Rosalina was hiding out in the bathroom. She was breathing heavily, staring at a bottle of drug pills, which are bad. She just needed another fix. Just one more. Just to keep it going. Then she spent severeal hours trying to open the child protection lid and then dropped one pill into the palm of her hand.
"Rosalina!" came a voice from outside. "What are you doing in there?"
Rosalina panicked. She needed an excuse, and quick! "Uh, I... I'm... uhh, er... I'm pooping!"
"Oh, okay, sorry," the voice dismissed.
"OKAY FINE!!" she confessed. "I'M DOING DRUGS!"
Kalmar pounded at the door with the force of seventy nine of his patented turbo punches! It didn't break though so he just opened it instead. "Rosalina! NO!"
"Aw, lay off, Kalmar!" she said, nervously eyeing him. "It's just one pill! Drugs aren't bad! It'll... it'll just take the edge off!"
"You're destroying yourself!" Kalmar cried.
"You're overreacting!!" Rosalina screamed. "I need this! I have to take it!"
"No, don't!"
"I have to!"
"Don't!"
Rosalina started to take the pill.
"HEY!" screamed Kalmar.
"What!?" shouted Rosalina.
"DON'T!"
"I'm going to take it!"
"DOOOOOOOOON'T!!" Kalmar slapped her a billion times in the face until she came to her senses.
"I'm sorry..." she said, tears streaming down her eyes. "I need help, Kal- OW!!" He had slapped her an extra time. It was an accident though. "I need help, Kalmar! I don't know how to tell the other members of the organization!"
"You don't have to," came Mouser's voice from one of the bathroom stalls. He opened the door and all of the rest of Organization Seventeen stepped out. "We were listening to the whole thing."
"Aw gee, you guys, I'm sorry!" Rosalina said, throwing the pills across the floor where they exploded. "I've been a real chump lately!"
"It's okay, your friends are all here!" Tayce T said.
"Aww, you guys!" Rosalina shouted. "I love all of you!"
"And we love you, too!" Game Guy chided.
"Wait, not you, Game Guy," Rosalina corrected.
"Huh?"
"I never liked you one bit."
"O... oh..."
They all hugged it out and shared in laughter and merriment. Friendships were rekindled. The bonds between teammates became inseperable. This is love.
"Come on, you guys!" Mouser said, waving his golden hook in the direction of the bus. "Prophecy or not, I'm ready for a cool pool party! Game Guy can't come!"
"Why can't I come?" Game Guy asked.
The rest of the organization proceeded to the party and all was mended! Until later, when Kalmar sat alone in the pool shed, holding a pill in the palm of his hand. He was grinning a most terrifying grin. "Soon, however, they will see..." he whispered. "Kalmar will have his day! It begins right here!" Then he took the pill and died.
There was furious gasping and screaming at the mention of this legendary artifact. Shh!
"The one that can see eternity!?" asked Goldbob. "The one that can grant wishes!?"
"Uh huh," Tayce T confirmed.
"THAT'S CRAZY!!" Goldbob declared.
"Anyway," Tayce T continued, "We will plan accordingly as information becomes known to us, but once this falls into our hands, nothing will be able to stop us! Not even Organization Enigma! Ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA!!"
The other members didn't see what was so funny.
"When can we expect to have the Eye in our possession?" asked Game Guy.
"Onto the next order of business," Tayce T continued. "Mouser has a big announcement. Mouser?"
Mouser stood and picked up a little piece of paper. "This Saturday I'm throwing a cool pool party. It'd be cool if you guys came." He sat down. Then he stood up. "There will be soda and snacks." He sat down again.
"Nice!" Tayce T said. "Alrighty, does anybody else have anything to chime in before we adjourn our weekly Organization Seventeen Meeting?"
Most were silent, but one hooded figure at the other end of the table was shivering wildly. The figure next to it was concerned.
"Rosalina, are you feeling okay?" they whispered.
"I'M FINE!" Rosalina screeched, throwing pencils everywhere. Her hood came down and her eyes were bloodshot and twitching a lot. "STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME, KALMAR!!" She darted out of the room in a big hurry. Boshi took her coffee cup since she wasn't using it anymore. He was thirsty.
"Rosalina!" Kalmar called out, floating out of his seat. "Shoot... I've got a feeling that girl is getting way in over her head..."
Days later, Rosalina was hiding out in the bathroom. She was breathing heavily, staring at a bottle of drug pills, which are bad. She just needed another fix. Just one more. Just to keep it going. Then she spent severeal hours trying to open the child protection lid and then dropped one pill into the palm of her hand.
"Rosalina!" came a voice from outside. "What are you doing in there?"
Rosalina panicked. She needed an excuse, and quick! "Uh, I... I'm... uhh, er... I'm pooping!"
"Oh, okay, sorry," the voice dismissed.
"OKAY FINE!!" she confessed. "I'M DOING DRUGS!"
Kalmar pounded at the door with the force of seventy nine of his patented turbo punches! It didn't break though so he just opened it instead. "Rosalina! NO!"
"Aw, lay off, Kalmar!" she said, nervously eyeing him. "It's just one pill! Drugs aren't bad! It'll... it'll just take the edge off!"
"You're destroying yourself!" Kalmar cried.
"You're overreacting!!" Rosalina screamed. "I need this! I have to take it!"
"No, don't!"
"I have to!"
"Don't!"
Rosalina started to take the pill.
"HEY!" screamed Kalmar.
"What!?" shouted Rosalina.
"DON'T!"
"I'm going to take it!"
"DOOOOOOOOON'T!!" Kalmar slapped her a billion times in the face until she came to her senses.
"I'm sorry..." she said, tears streaming down her eyes. "I need help, Kal- OW!!" He had slapped her an extra time. It was an accident though. "I need help, Kalmar! I don't know how to tell the other members of the organization!"
"You don't have to," came Mouser's voice from one of the bathroom stalls. He opened the door and all of the rest of Organization Seventeen stepped out. "We were listening to the whole thing."
"Aw gee, you guys, I'm sorry!" Rosalina said, throwing the pills across the floor where they exploded. "I've been a real chump lately!"
"It's okay, your friends are all here!" Tayce T said.
"Aww, you guys!" Rosalina shouted. "I love all of you!"
"And we love you, too!" Game Guy chided.
"Wait, not you, Game Guy," Rosalina corrected.
"Huh?"
"I never liked you one bit."
"O... oh..."
They all hugged it out and shared in laughter and merriment. Friendships were rekindled. The bonds between teammates became inseperable. This is love.
"Come on, you guys!" Mouser said, waving his golden hook in the direction of the bus. "Prophecy or not, I'm ready for a cool pool party! Game Guy can't come!"
"Why can't I come?" Game Guy asked.
The rest of the organization proceeded to the party and all was mended! Until later, when Kalmar sat alone in the pool shed, holding a pill in the palm of his hand. He was grinning a most terrifying grin. "Soon, however, they will see..." he whispered. "Kalmar will have his day! It begins right here!" Then he took the pill and died.