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As shitty as it is to work customer service in south lake union, I'm starting to appreciate the perks. In the heat of an argument, my mom once yelled at me, "You think you can get through life on your charm alone! Just like your father!".
Things I've gotten for free, on charm alone:
-An intimate, thorough ayervedic therapy session from one of my favorite customers. She dripped hot oil on my forehead and read my pulse!!
-Complimentary cigars, ounces of rolling tobacco, and sincere conversation and friendship from stacy, the tobacconist next door.
-Chiropractic sessions from the brand new chiropractor opening across the street, whenever I finally get my lazy ass in there.
-Tasty neopolitan pizza twice a week from tutta bella.
-Constant free coffee from starbucks and vivace. I have stopped consuming any coffee in the morning, after understanding that I'll pretty much never go a day without a customer bringing me....
Okay, I had to interrupt that sentence, because the guy from "claudio corallo: chocolate from the source" just came in and gave me a box of extremely tasty chocolate cookie sandwich things. This is ridiculous. Holy fuck this is the best cookie I've ever had. His business card says "Chief Chocoholic".
Anyway, my point was not to sound like i'm bragging, but to say that i am milking these yuppies. Bring me a yuppie! I will get something for nothing.
Things I've gotten for free, on charm alone:
-An intimate, thorough ayervedic therapy session from one of my favorite customers. She dripped hot oil on my forehead and read my pulse!!
-Complimentary cigars, ounces of rolling tobacco, and sincere conversation and friendship from stacy, the tobacconist next door.
-Chiropractic sessions from the brand new chiropractor opening across the street, whenever I finally get my lazy ass in there.
-Tasty neopolitan pizza twice a week from tutta bella.
-Constant free coffee from starbucks and vivace. I have stopped consuming any coffee in the morning, after understanding that I'll pretty much never go a day without a customer bringing me....
Okay, I had to interrupt that sentence, because the guy from "claudio corallo: chocolate from the source" just came in and gave me a box of extremely tasty chocolate cookie sandwich things. This is ridiculous. Holy fuck this is the best cookie I've ever had. His business card says "Chief Chocoholic".
Anyway, my point was not to sound like i'm bragging, but to say that i am milking these yuppies. Bring me a yuppie! I will get something for nothing.