Because everyone else is doing it...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, arlo_arleh sent to me...
Twelve amputees drumming
Eleven flashers piping
Ten zombies a-leaping
Nine toadstools dancing
Eight albinos a-milking
Seven dissociatives a-swimming
Six mushrooms a-laying
Five co-o-o-oloured beads
Four robbie williams
Three gay mummies
Two horror movies
...and an anime in an androgyny.
Yeah. I jumped on the bandwagon. I had to. It amused me greatly.