Disturbia
I don't care if you're a satanic cult member, like to dress as a stuffed animal and then frak stuffed animals, have an altar in your living room where you chop up things to keep the beastmaster from the 8th dimension from eating your socks...whatever. Whatever crazy shit you're into, god(diablo)speed to ya and fuck if I care.
But there's only so much stupid shit I can turn a blind cheek to. I've been perusing LJ, and I've found some really stupid shit that needs to be addressed. So, attention Maryfangirls: Dragon*con is coming up. Mary McDonnell and Edward James Olmos will be there. Yay. Many epic hoots and hollers. However, there will also be a gaggle of dumbasses plotting to do dumbass shit.
Now, if you've made a comment on LJ lately about random stupid things you plan to do at Dragon*con, but you were kidding...fine. Peer pressure. You wanted to be a part of some conversation on someones LJ. No harm, no foul.
However this is addressed to the actual freaks who think humping celebrities legs or trying to kiss them full-on the mouth is cool: I'm talking to you. Ever seen COPS? Ever been slammed to the ground so hard you brain rattles in your skull? Because D*C security can do that. Bodyguards can do that. And they will.
And if nothing else, for every 1 freak, there's 5 sane, loyal Maryfangirls who won't hesitate to smack a bitch.
If you're coming to Dragon*Con, leave your crazy fantasies at home. You've been warned.
* this message brought to you by the fangirls who don't play that shit. Word!
But there's only so much stupid shit I can turn a blind cheek to. I've been perusing LJ, and I've found some really stupid shit that needs to be addressed. So, attention Maryfangirls: Dragon*con is coming up. Mary McDonnell and Edward James Olmos will be there. Yay. Many epic hoots and hollers. However, there will also be a gaggle of dumbasses plotting to do dumbass shit.
Now, if you've made a comment on LJ lately about random stupid things you plan to do at Dragon*con, but you were kidding...fine. Peer pressure. You wanted to be a part of some conversation on someones LJ. No harm, no foul.
However this is addressed to the actual freaks who think humping celebrities legs or trying to kiss them full-on the mouth is cool: I'm talking to you. Ever seen COPS? Ever been slammed to the ground so hard you brain rattles in your skull? Because D*C security can do that. Bodyguards can do that. And they will.
And if nothing else, for every 1 freak, there's 5 sane, loyal Maryfangirls who won't hesitate to smack a bitch.
If you're coming to Dragon*Con, leave your crazy fantasies at home. You've been warned.
* this message brought to you by the fangirls who don't play that shit. Word!