Public Enemy No.1
A quick search of the ever-reliable internet reveals the source of all our problems:
- Global warming blamed for ice shelf collapse
- Global warming blamed for vanishing Chilean lake
- Global warming blamed for walrus stampedes
- Global warming blamed for rising tiger attacks
- Global warming blamed for Costa Rica frog die-offs
- Global warming blamed for shrinking sheep
- Global warming blamed for bus accident in Puebla
- Global warming blamed for low attendance at Live Earth
- Global warming blamed for tornado drought
- Global warming blamed for everything
- Global warming blamed for cockroach migration
- Global warming blamed for ice meteors
- Global warming blamed for cold winter
- Global warming blamed for wet summer
- Global warming blamed for small penises
- Global warming blamed for prostitute shortage
- Global warming blamed for shy possums
- Global warming blamed for heat
- Global warming blamed for decline in male circumcision in Africa
- Global warming blamed for increase in stray cat cases