Punked Steam

Aug 18, 2011 00:33

BlargImaCat: we've got a box of jewelry left over from one of our guild's garage sale. Totally slapping "steampunk" labels on them and jacking them up to $10 apiece
arktisfuchs: pffffffffffffahahahahaaha
arktisfuchs: Steampunk...
BlargImaCat: never let it be said I won't take advantage of steampunkers. ;-)
arktisfuchs: What a great thing gone wrong.
BlargImaCat: seriously
arktisfuchs: I mean hell. Steampunk used to be incredible to look at.
arktisfuchs: What the hell are these kids running around with crappy goggles with mismatched lenses now
arktisfuchs: THE GOGGLES.
arktisfuchs: "Hey man what are you supposed to be" "I'M A STEAM PUNK KID CAN'T YOU TELL BY THE GOGGLES GEEZ"
BlargImaCat: goggles and random gears
arktisfuchs: Rattle can bronzed gears.
arktisfuchs: >Buy random SOMETHING
arktisfuchs: >spray it bronze
arktisfuchs: >STEAMPUNK
BlargImaCat: it makes it so easy to rip them off, because they're by majority not self-makers. They'd rather pay $20 to obtain something somebody scrounged out of a flea market for fifty cents.
arktisfuchs: *ding*
arktisfuchs: Thanks for MAKING MY FUTURE FOR ME.
BlargImaCat: :-D
BlargImaCat: anytime!
arktisfuchs: I'll invite you to my MANSION IN THE HILLS next year.
BlargImaCat: LOL
arktisfuchs: Seriously. It's a goldmine down here with all the mexicans selling their stuff at EVERY CORNER FLEAMARKET.
arktisfuchs: Feels bad to buy from them, but at the same time
arktisfuchs: DOLLARS.
arktisfuchs: Now that you've said that
arktisfuchs: You control the north
arktisfuchs: I'll control the south
arktisfuchs: And we'll just make money off them.
arktisfuchs: Steam-powered ride to glory by punking some kids.
BlargImaCat: daaaamn right
BlargImaCat: a little spritz of bronze paint, some dirt, voila, instant weathered thingamabob
arktisfuchs: Quadruple the price if it glows.
arktisfuchs: Or lights up
arktisfuchs: Double that if it's a lime green glow.
arktisfuchs: Double THAT if it makes sound.
arktisfuchs: Man I like this price sheet already.
BlargImaCat: you have it down
arktisfuchs: It moves? Just take over payments on their bank account...SINCE THEY'RE ALREADY BROKE.
arktisfuchs: Wait a second..
arktisfuchs: It glows green, makes sound, and moves. You're now a felon for how much they're about to pay for it.
BlargImaCat: ahahaha
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