Keanu Reeves makes even smoking look stupid and uncool.
You say coke, I say caine, you say John, I say Wayne. Well, to those who care, I won't be joining any army anytime soon, unless it's a people's guerrilla force, because I decided not to lie and be truthful about my pot smoking. After an IQ test, which I later found out I did very well on (what that exactly means I'm not sure..), they passed out a form asking about any use of drug use, from coffee to heroin and everything in between, and when you had EVER done it. How many times, how frequent, when first used, when last used. So when it came to "marijuana" I wrote that the last time was about a month ago. Even though I'm completely confident I would have passed a piss test, because of my answer, the government issue sailor/doctor told me that I was unfit to apply. Saying that I would have to wait another five months. Now, this didn't really get to me. And, I didn't change my mind because I don't think I could go that long, in fact I'm positive I could. I decided against this because I'm taking it as a sign. Say what you want, I have the power to decide what is and is not important that happens in my life. Well this is just one of those things, it was now or never, and the great whims said never. Fuck it. It's time I got back to the good life...sorry, random weezer lyric.