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[arkhams_dr]

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Hello. You've reached the confidential voice mail of Dr. Jonathan Crane. I'm afraid I'm not in right now, but if you leave a message, rest assured, I'll be in touch.

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[miss_admin]

Nadine sent me along. She said that you're a good Doctor?

[arkhams_dr]

I'm an excellent doctor; however, I'd need to ask what kind of services you'd be expecting. I'm very selective about accepting patients.

I should also mention that I do not accept any forms of insurance at this time.

[miss_admin]

I need someone to talk to than a "service". Therapy seems better than... "dealing".

[arkhams_dr]

Well, I certainly agree that therapy with a professional accomplishes things that are simply impossible to achieve on one's own.

You can opt for an initial consultation, if you like - it's a tad more expensive than if you were to commit to an intensive course of counseling and evaluation, but that would be up to you. I can't really estimate the duration of treatment without hearing more about your case.

[miss_admin]

I'm glad that you agree. & it's less of a case, more of... my problems are building up. Work is stressful and my personal life is... confusing.

An initial consultation? We could take it from there if you do manage to make a crack.

[arkhams_dr]

That does sound like the sort of thing I specialize in. I can send you directions to my office, if you're willing to make the time for yourself.

I'm remarkably good at helping people make significant breakthroughs quickly. I'm fairly sure we can generate a few "cracks" in the time we'll have.

ooc: er, you're aware of who he is, aren't you?

[miss_admin]

I'll make sure to book an appointment then.

ooc: nope. Someone from Batman I'm guessing due to Gotham but uhm nope? :)

[arkhams_dr]

The sooner the better, it sounds like.

ooc: Yes. He's The Scarecrow, a movie-verse version. He's completely amoral and totally insane. The short version of his therapy would probably involve hitting her with a dose of a new variation of his fear toxins and dropping her off somewhere dangerous. The long version of it - which Nadine's gotten - involves kidnapping, cages, and a complete breakdown of the psyche.

I'm actually heading out the door for a bit - will be back in a couple of hours - but if you have a reason to want to have Cuddy be driving temporarily nuts, you've come to the right place. He could actually help her, but he really probably wouldn't, unless it'd give him a chance to steal a lot of drugs from Princeton-Plainsboro.

Otherwise, we can assume she does some checking and sees the info on the profile page - Crane's a documented nutbag (a genius, but one of the bad ones) and declines to show. Don't hold it against Nadine - Crane's made her pretty crazy.

[miss_admin]

I'll make a call when I'm free.

ooc: This is what mun gets for just following the link and not reading. Silly. And Nadine even suggested you, you must have... broken her. :)

Cuddy's smart(er than me). She checked.

Nice to see you anyway hee. And a nice little... something, too tired to know what. Education session? :)

[arkhams_dr]

Yes, do that.

ooc: No problem. It's not the sort of thing I like to spring on people - and even though I try not to cross-fandoms, IF it were possible for them to meet, Cuddy would have the information. Heck, Crane was publicly outed as a villain, and was promoted as a wunderkind before that, so the chances that a medical professional wouldn't recognize the name would be pretty slim.

Nadine got the same warning - but she decided to go for it. She's coming along nicely, according to Crane.