The American Porno Meme - NSFW
The American Porno Meme
We all know those stereotypical porn situations, the ones that make you laugh when you think about them, or maybe they really turn you on. Now, you can make a little fun yourself ;)
Step 1: Post as your character, mention the canon name and any preferences!
Step 2: Roll the RNG between 1 and 10 and respond to people.
Step 3: It should be obvious BUT this meme is NC-17. (Or rather, it's rated XXX)
Step 4: Sexings happen. It's magical and HAVE FUN!
1. Special Delivery! - Be it the pizza guy, the postal service, you name it, someone is at your door with a ~special package~! Think you can pay for it?
2. Time for some Sextra Credit - You've been asked to stay after class by that smoking hot teacher you stare at all day. It seems you need to be taught a lesson
3. Sex in the bathroom - You know the deal, you claim you have to go to the bathroom, but you're not really going number one or number two...
4. Can I inspect your oral cavity? - Time to go to the doctor. But it looks like it's time for a full examination.
5. I'd do ANYTHING for this... - Be it you really need this job, or you're looking for a promotion. It's one on one time with the big boss and you better be begging.
6. A little more than cleaning - Could be the maid, maybe the butler, or is it the pool boy (or girl)? You've been oggling them for quite a while and it's time for a little extra reward.
7. Into the Locker Room and through to the showers - Need help finding your clothes? How about we keep you out of them? Or maybe you need a little extra help washing your back.
8. I really need a pick me up - Your car broke down! Someone offers to help you out, but nothing in life is really free, is it?
9. I'm here to fix your plumbing - The plumber's here to fix your pipes. Oh, you thought they meant that flood in the basement? Well there's about to be a flood in your basement...
10. "It's my dick in a BOX!" - Pick your own scenario, mix scenarios, or make your own!
[thanks to everyone who helped suggest scenarios!]