More from the wonderful world of The Bill. No goss this week; billfans' news page is awol. However, the bloody thing's
only gorn and won a RIMA. To which one can only say: que?
Elsewhere,
The Official Site is running another one of those Dorothy Dixer polls, this time about prospective couples we want (!) to see. I bet you can guess at least two of them without even looking. Me, I voted #2.
Don't look at me like that! I just want to see Wendy Kweh nake... , er, think it's time we saw some more of Suzie. Mm.
*cough* To business:
Ep 326:
Icky Phil's ex-tart is "immigrating", apparently, avec IckyBrat. In a frantic attempt to boost ratings, Ma Hunter (Anita Dobson) is summoned, at which point Phil's alternative to rational debate becomes a marriage proposal to IckyFoetusCarrier. Somewhere between Mumsie and the kids he finds time to wind up PC Stamp who, post-horrible-beating, is recuperating in Yet Another Tony Uses Dating Service storyline. (Have you noticed Wee Gary always gets dragged into these Tony's-Love-Life stories? there's got to be a fic in that somewhere...)
Elsewhere, Smiffy's still poking the moll, Okaro's doing (probably doomed) Traffic Stuff with a (probably dodgy) Old Pal From Out Of The Blue; and the trial verdict gives Terry angst.
Ep 327:
Icky can't cope, deeming his panicky proposal "inadvertent". Those betting he has more brains than to confide in Granny Spam owe me a Tim-Tam; keep the rest to nibble while IckyFoetusCarrier experiences the rough end of a criminal act and decides Phil's Her Hewo. Okaro's project goes tits-up; and Gary Da Man gets shot on a stolen-goods-turned-drugs bust.
[Lemmings] Oh no! [/Lemmings]
(For synopses without sark, see
The Official Site)