In case you didn't know: I Like Unicorns!
Someone posted about this www.doedeereblogazine.com/articles/locketship-giveaway contest and I had to join.
so this was my answer:
The best thing about unicorns is that they are bad ass! No seriously, first I will start with a quote from the 13th century ‘Le Bestiaire Divin de Guillaume’ by Clerc de Normandie;
“The unicorn has but one horn in the middle of its forehead. It is the only animal that ventures to attack the elephant; and so sharp is the nail of the foot, that with one blow it can rip the belly of the beast. Hunters can catch the unicorn only by placing a young virgin in its haunts. No sooner does he see the damsel than he runs towards her, and lies down at her feet, and so, suffers himself to be captured by the hunters. The unicorn represents Jesus Christ who took on Him our nature in the virgin’s womb, was betrayed to the Jews, and delivered into the hands of Pontius Pilate. It’s one horn signifies the Gospel of truth.”
I don’t know how many tapestries and paintings I’ve seen where a unicorn is chased by hunting parties with lances at ready and hunting dogs biting at their hoofs. But the unicorn no mater how injured and tired still gallop on eluding the men who want Their horns with speed And M~A~G~I~C while getting a horn stab wherever they can. Also, sometimes carrying a pure-hearted lady in the process. Yes, not just any one can hang with a unicorn you have to have Qualifications. Unicorns can also purify large bodies of water with just the touch of a horn ( BP should of employed a unicorn). Lastly, on the royal seal we see a lion (the king of beasts representing England) on the left an a unicorn( representing Scotland) on the right fighting for the crown.
In conclusion, Unicorns are godly. unicorns can fight off hunters, elephants AND Lyons. Unicorns are hardcore. Unicorns can use M~A~G~I~C. Unicorns are elitists(but a bit Naïve). Unicorns are environmentally friendly. Unicorns are political propaganda. Unicorns are bad ass!!!
On that note,
does anyone like to play RUA?
or perhaps RUAHM???
I can't stop singingwww.youtube.com/watchGah!!!!