just some reason's why I shouldn't go outside
soo, I just spent a good five minutes taking off probably a hundred dollars worth of mac and some other cosmetic/skin care line called philosophy products off of my face. no, I don't usually wear that much make up...at all, but today I did because I had to go to some girl in my grades party that just happened to be at Nordstrom. anyway, as I was washing my face with some like, peach & tree bark burts and bee's wash my sister's forcing me to use for some stupid reason, I was like, I've had one hell of a day, why don't I write about it?! and also, apparently I'm starting a trend to just like, write on my lj at 11 every night? XD i don't know, but anyway, we've gotta get to my story XD
first, I went to sleep at like 4 last night doing I don't even remember what, and completely forgot that my mom was going to be waking me up at 9. I mean, I'm usually really good for waking up, but since I wasn't exactly feeling all that awesome yesterday, I was really fucking tired, and the fact that I got to sleep 5 hours didn't help me at all. When I finally woke up after sleeping on the couch because I had to make it seem like I was out of bed at least, I noticed that, oh, look, on the back of my rice crispies it tells you what the Star Trek beam up thingy I got is from. They had like, Starfleet Command, Starfleet Science, Starfleet Engineering, Romulan Empire, and then Klingon Empire. They're all like, really pretty and shit, except for the Klingon one....yea...guess which one I GOT?! THAT pissed me off!XD I mean,
not only am I part of the federations major foes, but like, why is the fucking Romulan one prettier?!! XD I should've seen this as the prelude of a kinda off day XD
so then after being forced to change out of my really cute shorts, we finally got to the party, which was at Nordstrom, which I already said so why am I repeating myself? (idk, maybe you guys forgot or something?) Yea, so I get there and there are my "friends" I guess you can call them, and like, fuck....why are kids these days getting so tall?! like, I used to only be A BIT shorter than this one girl Hope....nah, she got taller over a month...wtf?! and then Sara, the b-day girl, got taller too...and Jodi's always been like, super tall, so it was like "aww, isn't she soooo cute!" and like, I'm the oldest one in the group, so it's like ">.<" anyway, yea, so we get to the place where we're getting our "makeovers" as Sara's calling them(which I think is pretty rude...js, I mean...do we need them?!XD) anyway, so these ladies start talking to us about their makeup and creams and facial shit, and I'm just like, having fun playing with the pen the gave me to fill out some things with. because lets face it, I don't really like talking to people and these girls are no exception. Sara is stuck up, Hope is a sweet heart, but is way to shy, Jodi's just stupid, and then the other three girls I don't talk to enough to really talk to XD sooo, I spent half the makeover time like, talking to the makeup lady who was from Venezuela, since like, idk, it's cool that we're from the same continent? XD when we were finally done with our makeup, I had fucking purple eye shadow and super heavy eyeliner and looked ridiculous. Oh, and the lady thought my eyes were green...they're blue! XD
anyway, we went to eat at the bistro, where EVERYTHING cost above $9 and had meat! YAY FOR THE POOR VEGETARIAN! oh, but then i found out Sara's mom was paying for the food and was like "THANK GOD!" but still, I had to get a cheese pizza 'cause there was nothing else. A cheese pizza that was really hard to fucking cut, if I do say so myself. like, everyone else was cutting their food normally, but my pizza wasn't cutting! typical, they give me the bad knife XD after that, since nothing happened that was funny there, they gave us the gift cards, for yes, $20, which is just about enough to buy half a bottle of nail polish at Nordstrom! thankyou so much Sara's mom, you're awesome. no, but like, I did find something, like, this cute shirt that was $14 and I wanted these sunglasses, but they were too much. anyway, the fun starts when the girls go down to the shoes and purses. Now, I go to a pretty rich kid school (I'm not rich, I have a scholarship), and like, it's not cool being around a bunch of spoiled 14 year olds with their parents money. I felt like I was in Gossip Girl, with these girls being like "Luis Vuitton or Gucci purse, they're both only $800?" and I'm like "oh, wow, this scarf is $14....thats a lot." yea, that was annoying. but like, eh, I got over it. Oh, so anyway, we finished shopping and everyone else left, and since Hope had extra money on her card, she bought me the sunglasses (I told you she was a sweetheart) and now like, I have awesome neon orange sunglasses! Hope's the bestest XD anyway, this is all irrelevant. The funny/oh...wow, stay inside you bringer of bad luck part starts when I meet up with my sisters in the shoe section, and we call our dad and tell him we'll go to Dadeland so he can pick us up there.
now, Dadeland is about....15 minutes by car if there's no traffic from Merrick Park, where we currently are. Now, even though my sisters are BOTH over 18, they don't drive and have no car, so we have no way of getting there....unless we take the metro or the bus. The bus in Miami sucks, so we decide on the Metro. Both my sisters stomachs hurt, and like, that's typical, so I didn't pay attention. We walk to the nearest metro station, in like, 90 degree weather, which was like, 5 minutes away(thank god) and like, pay 6 dollars to get in and go up to the platform. on the way there, one of my sisters goes "I can't see". This sister though, is KNOWN for making up illnesses, so neither of us worried that much. I mean, she looked pale and was sweating, but we're all naturally pale and it was really hot, so none of us thought much about it. I mean, I stood behind her in case she fell on the escalator, but I was sure she was gonna get better once we got to Dadeland. We wait for like, five minutes in the platform, and she starts like, dripping sweat, and like, we ask these Cuban ladies for Advil, but they had none. They offer us help, but like, we're like,"we'll just take her to the bathroom" miami metro stations are dirty as fuck already, and like, their bathrooms are even worse. still, she stays in there until we think the metro starts coming, and like, the door gets stuck, and so she starts freaking out, in which I have to like, kick open the door and like, try to make her run up to catch a metro that apparently doesn't arrive for another minute. Still, get get up there.
now...things from now might get pretty nasty, just a warning, if you wanna skip, go ahead.
sooo, we're waiting, and I see her start going for the trash can, and being no stranger to throwing up, I knew it was coming. she figures the trash can is to small, since it's got this stupid cover thing on it, and heads for the tracks...and vomits a bit. then...she walks back, we wipe her off with receipts 'cause thats all we had, and then...a second later...she vomits again...only a lot more. ugh, everyone was looking at her like she was nasty and I wanted to kick them. My sister's not a very strong person, like, everything will hurt her, so it's like "DON'T JUDGE HER ASSHOLES!" so yea, we go downstairs to the bathroom, call our dad to pick us up, get freaked out by this dude who needs to use the bathroom and looks like he's about to die, and then get picked up.
sooo...what was the point of this? idk...just that I shouldn't go outside? people wonder why I stay indoors on my laptop and watch movies. well, it's 'cause when I go outside, some shit like this happens XD yes, I mean it XD haha, yea,I find out I'm a foe of the federation, I get attacked by pretentious rich people in Nordstrom and feel like a poor girl who has no place among high society,end up having people buy me sunglasses because I'm to poor to afford them, end up nursing my sick sister at a nasty Metro Station whilst fending off creepy bums, and then end up smelling like what burts bee's calls peach and some tree bark because the lady at mac couldn't stop saying purple would make my apparent "green" eyes look good. The point is: A. Why couldn't I have gotten like....Starfleet Engineering or something? B. Why must rich people at Nordstrom always give you that same fucking look. C. Why don't I ever bring money with me?('cause you don't have any stupid!) D. why does only my sister get sick while trying to do something as simple as going on a metro? E. MY EYES ARE FUCKING BLUE! XD
and that was my day ^^
(oh, and ontop of that, when I was buying the gift card for Sara, the fucking register broke and it took them 20 minutes to realize that oh yea, we can always just use ANOTHER FUCKING REGISTER! XD)
first, I went to sleep at like 4 last night doing I don't even remember what, and completely forgot that my mom was going to be waking me up at 9. I mean, I'm usually really good for waking up, but since I wasn't exactly feeling all that awesome yesterday, I was really fucking tired, and the fact that I got to sleep 5 hours didn't help me at all. When I finally woke up after sleeping on the couch because I had to make it seem like I was out of bed at least, I noticed that, oh, look, on the back of my rice crispies it tells you what the Star Trek beam up thingy I got is from. They had like, Starfleet Command, Starfleet Science, Starfleet Engineering, Romulan Empire, and then Klingon Empire. They're all like, really pretty and shit, except for the Klingon one....yea...guess which one I GOT?! THAT pissed me off!XD I mean,
not only am I part of the federations major foes, but like, why is the fucking Romulan one prettier?!! XD I should've seen this as the prelude of a kinda off day XD
so then after being forced to change out of my really cute shorts, we finally got to the party, which was at Nordstrom, which I already said so why am I repeating myself? (idk, maybe you guys forgot or something?) Yea, so I get there and there are my "friends" I guess you can call them, and like, fuck....why are kids these days getting so tall?! like, I used to only be A BIT shorter than this one girl Hope....nah, she got taller over a month...wtf?! and then Sara, the b-day girl, got taller too...and Jodi's always been like, super tall, so it was like "aww, isn't she soooo cute!" and like, I'm the oldest one in the group, so it's like ">.<" anyway, yea, so we get to the place where we're getting our "makeovers" as Sara's calling them(which I think is pretty rude...js, I mean...do we need them?!XD) anyway, so these ladies start talking to us about their makeup and creams and facial shit, and I'm just like, having fun playing with the pen the gave me to fill out some things with. because lets face it, I don't really like talking to people and these girls are no exception. Sara is stuck up, Hope is a sweet heart, but is way to shy, Jodi's just stupid, and then the other three girls I don't talk to enough to really talk to XD sooo, I spent half the makeover time like, talking to the makeup lady who was from Venezuela, since like, idk, it's cool that we're from the same continent? XD when we were finally done with our makeup, I had fucking purple eye shadow and super heavy eyeliner and looked ridiculous. Oh, and the lady thought my eyes were green...they're blue! XD
anyway, we went to eat at the bistro, where EVERYTHING cost above $9 and had meat! YAY FOR THE POOR VEGETARIAN! oh, but then i found out Sara's mom was paying for the food and was like "THANK GOD!" but still, I had to get a cheese pizza 'cause there was nothing else. A cheese pizza that was really hard to fucking cut, if I do say so myself. like, everyone else was cutting their food normally, but my pizza wasn't cutting! typical, they give me the bad knife XD after that, since nothing happened that was funny there, they gave us the gift cards, for yes, $20, which is just about enough to buy half a bottle of nail polish at Nordstrom! thankyou so much Sara's mom, you're awesome. no, but like, I did find something, like, this cute shirt that was $14 and I wanted these sunglasses, but they were too much. anyway, the fun starts when the girls go down to the shoes and purses. Now, I go to a pretty rich kid school (I'm not rich, I have a scholarship), and like, it's not cool being around a bunch of spoiled 14 year olds with their parents money. I felt like I was in Gossip Girl, with these girls being like "Luis Vuitton or Gucci purse, they're both only $800?" and I'm like "oh, wow, this scarf is $14....thats a lot." yea, that was annoying. but like, eh, I got over it. Oh, so anyway, we finished shopping and everyone else left, and since Hope had extra money on her card, she bought me the sunglasses (I told you she was a sweetheart) and now like, I have awesome neon orange sunglasses! Hope's the bestest XD anyway, this is all irrelevant. The funny/oh...wow, stay inside you bringer of bad luck part starts when I meet up with my sisters in the shoe section, and we call our dad and tell him we'll go to Dadeland so he can pick us up there.
now, Dadeland is about....15 minutes by car if there's no traffic from Merrick Park, where we currently are. Now, even though my sisters are BOTH over 18, they don't drive and have no car, so we have no way of getting there....unless we take the metro or the bus. The bus in Miami sucks, so we decide on the Metro. Both my sisters stomachs hurt, and like, that's typical, so I didn't pay attention. We walk to the nearest metro station, in like, 90 degree weather, which was like, 5 minutes away(thank god) and like, pay 6 dollars to get in and go up to the platform. on the way there, one of my sisters goes "I can't see". This sister though, is KNOWN for making up illnesses, so neither of us worried that much. I mean, she looked pale and was sweating, but we're all naturally pale and it was really hot, so none of us thought much about it. I mean, I stood behind her in case she fell on the escalator, but I was sure she was gonna get better once we got to Dadeland. We wait for like, five minutes in the platform, and she starts like, dripping sweat, and like, we ask these Cuban ladies for Advil, but they had none. They offer us help, but like, we're like,"we'll just take her to the bathroom" miami metro stations are dirty as fuck already, and like, their bathrooms are even worse. still, she stays in there until we think the metro starts coming, and like, the door gets stuck, and so she starts freaking out, in which I have to like, kick open the door and like, try to make her run up to catch a metro that apparently doesn't arrive for another minute. Still, get get up there.
now...things from now might get pretty nasty, just a warning, if you wanna skip, go ahead.
sooo, we're waiting, and I see her start going for the trash can, and being no stranger to throwing up, I knew it was coming. she figures the trash can is to small, since it's got this stupid cover thing on it, and heads for the tracks...and vomits a bit. then...she walks back, we wipe her off with receipts 'cause thats all we had, and then...a second later...she vomits again...only a lot more. ugh, everyone was looking at her like she was nasty and I wanted to kick them. My sister's not a very strong person, like, everything will hurt her, so it's like "DON'T JUDGE HER ASSHOLES!" so yea, we go downstairs to the bathroom, call our dad to pick us up, get freaked out by this dude who needs to use the bathroom and looks like he's about to die, and then get picked up.
sooo...what was the point of this? idk...just that I shouldn't go outside? people wonder why I stay indoors on my laptop and watch movies. well, it's 'cause when I go outside, some shit like this happens XD yes, I mean it XD haha, yea,I find out I'm a foe of the federation, I get attacked by pretentious rich people in Nordstrom and feel like a poor girl who has no place among high society,end up having people buy me sunglasses because I'm to poor to afford them, end up nursing my sick sister at a nasty Metro Station whilst fending off creepy bums, and then end up smelling like what burts bee's calls peach and some tree bark because the lady at mac couldn't stop saying purple would make my apparent "green" eyes look good. The point is: A. Why couldn't I have gotten like....Starfleet Engineering or something? B. Why must rich people at Nordstrom always give you that same fucking look. C. Why don't I ever bring money with me?('cause you don't have any stupid!) D. why does only my sister get sick while trying to do something as simple as going on a metro? E. MY EYES ARE FUCKING BLUE! XD
and that was my day ^^
(oh, and ontop of that, when I was buying the gift card for Sara, the fucking register broke and it took them 20 minutes to realize that oh yea, we can always just use ANOTHER FUCKING REGISTER! XD)