On the twelfth day of Christmas,
aristopheles sent to me...
Twelve neilberts drumming
Eleven satyrlovesongs piping
Ten koyotes a-leaping
Nine isabeaus dancing
Eight politics a-biking
Seven economics a-kayaking
Six languages a-dancing
Five do-o-o-ogs
Four statistics
Three gadgets
Two martial arts
...and a math in a history.