Your Very First Ducky (Written by yo' momma)...

[aristophanes]

When I was four years old, my favorite stuffed animal was a small duck. It had yellow fur - with a felt orange beak and little felt orange wings.

I was very fond of my duck. I called my little friend 'Ducky'. It was a constant companion but the wear and tear of ordinary life was beginning to take its toll. Yet I never cared that Ducky was getting a

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[patheticgurl]

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[aristophanes]

These things...they happen.

[gravetorave]

First draft of your "the good son 2" screenplay?

[aristophanes]

Listen, all I need is "one scoop of ice cream".

And for someone to buy my overpriced, self-published novel.