The most important deal of the May
This coming week includes the halfway point between what would have been Freddie Mercury and David Bowie's 70th birthdays. In response to this and to recent events, I've messed around with their most famous collaboration.
Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
Brexit
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on for-ty-eight per cent
Bloody Brexit
That brings the sterling down
Splits a nation in two
Puts Britain in sh**
Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da
That's okay
It's the shame of not knowing what your country's about
Not really getting why people voted Out
And why Boris was a liar
Brexit on Britain
Britain in sh**
Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Okay
Cameron resigned
Headed straight out the door
Theresa May
It never rains but it pours
Gove looks like Pob
Farage is a nob
And who was
Leadsom?
Britain in sh**
Ee da de da de
Britain in sh**
Ee da de da de da de da
It's the shame of not knowing what your country's about
Not really getting why people voted Out
Pray Theresa takes us high, high, hiiigh
Brexit on Britain
Britain in sh**
Turned away from it like David Miliband
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming back to Leave
But it's so slashed and torn
Why, why, whyyyyy?
Leave Leave Leave Leave...
Insanity laughs, under Brexit we're breaking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give Leave that one more chance?
Why can't we give Leave, give Leave, give Leave, give Leave
Give Leave, give Leave, give Leave, give Leave...?
'Cause Leave's such an old fashioned world
And Leave dares you to care for
The people on the edge of the night
And Leave dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves
This is our last dance
This is our last chance
This is our fate
F***ing Brexit
F***ing Brexit
Brexit