U Can't Shut This
Presenting U Can't Shut This, a song parody about Barry Thorne and his mouth. I hope you enjoy it.
Original lyrics: http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/mc-hammer/greatest-hits/u-cant-touch-this.php
Music video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EMzoBkaFxh4
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
My, my, my, my mouth don't make me a slob
Makes me say, "Oh my gob"
Thank you for blessing me
With a helm to wear and two hyped feet
It feels good, when you know you're there
A super dope homeboy in a Knightmare
And I'm known as such
And I have a mouth, uh, you can't shut
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
I don't do things by half
I do them in quarters when I gotta get a staff
So move, outta your seat
And give a firestone now your staff's complete
While I'm flying, hold on
Chat a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Back to a mission so walk the back
Now you know, I talk too much
And this is a mouth, uh, you can't shut
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Got me a boot, and potion
Make 'em chat, with all my emotion
Now, they know
When you talk about Barry you talk about a show
That's hyped, and tight
Sidriss is fretting, her pa's gone on strike
In a pub, with me
What it's gonna take for the wizard to see
The truth? REVEAL
Either talk hard or you might as well keel
That's the word because you know..
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Break it down!
Troll... Hammer time!
Go into Goth, it is said
That if you can't fight the Fear then you probably are dead
So put your potion to the test
Have a few gulps, run fast backward through your quest
This is it, for a winner
Got the shield, now I'm gonna get dinner
I'm a smartrump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Break it down!
Troll... Hammer time!
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Break it down!
Troll... Hammer time!
Every time you see me
It's Barry's Dungeon hype
I'm best on the quest even if I'm talking tripe
Now why would I ever stop doing that?
With others dungeoneering who just don't chat
I've toured around the realm, from Dunshelm to Angar
It's "Barry, go Barry, love ya Barry, yo Barry"
And the quest made me a star
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Original lyrics: http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/mc-hammer/greatest-hits/u-cant-touch-this.php
Music video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EMzoBkaFxh4
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
My, my, my, my mouth don't make me a slob
Makes me say, "Oh my gob"
Thank you for blessing me
With a helm to wear and two hyped feet
It feels good, when you know you're there
A super dope homeboy in a Knightmare
And I'm known as such
And I have a mouth, uh, you can't shut
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
I don't do things by half
I do them in quarters when I gotta get a staff
So move, outta your seat
And give a firestone now your staff's complete
While I'm flying, hold on
Chat a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Back to a mission so walk the back
Now you know, I talk too much
And this is a mouth, uh, you can't shut
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Got me a boot, and potion
Make 'em chat, with all my emotion
Now, they know
When you talk about Barry you talk about a show
That's hyped, and tight
Sidriss is fretting, her pa's gone on strike
In a pub, with me
What it's gonna take for the wizard to see
The truth? REVEAL
Either talk hard or you might as well keel
That's the word because you know..
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Break it down!
Troll... Hammer time!
Go into Goth, it is said
That if you can't fight the Fear then you probably are dead
So put your potion to the test
Have a few gulps, run fast backward through your quest
This is it, for a winner
Got the shield, now I'm gonna get dinner
I'm a smartrump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Break it down!
Troll... Hammer time!
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
Break it down!
Troll... Hammer time!
Every time you see me
It's Barry's Dungeon hype
I'm best on the quest even if I'm talking tripe
Now why would I ever stop doing that?
With others dungeoneering who just don't chat
I've toured around the realm, from Dunshelm to Angar
It's "Barry, go Barry, love ya Barry, yo Barry"
And the quest made me a star
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this
You can't shut this