My new favorite joke ever.

[aristokat]

Werner Heisenberg is driving to a lecture appointment at the Institute For Advanced Studies, and gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cop walks up to the driver's side window and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" To which Heisenberg says, "No, but I know exactly where I am

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[queencimmy]

Oy. These are awful and amazing.