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[aristocravat]

[Austria is feeling a little... warm in his costume.. His doll's name? 'Fearful French King Lewis'.]

Bonjour? - [His expression changes suddenly:] Bonjour? Honestly, I do not know what has come over me. I apolo - [His voice trails off.]

[Quietly:] I ah...

[He shakes his head and continues quite shyly, and perhaps more importantly - in French.

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voice;

[noblemen]

Arrr-- I mean! [ COUGH COUGH. ] Ahem. [ Look he can be prim and proper... ]

How nice, a King! The King of France. It might please you to know there's a good lot of your citizens waiting for you aboard the ship by the docks, if you'd like to come and meet them there?

I am, of course, their messenger. [ Meanwhile, Arthur is just trying to fathom how much alcohol he can acquire by holding this poofy fuck for ransom... ]

voice;

[aristocravat]

Honestly, you believe anyone is going to fall for that? [Scoff.

... He stares curiously at England.]

Is that so? Why have they sent an Englishman as a messenger? [He's not suspicious so much as confused.]

voice;

[noblemen]

Fall for what, your majesty?

[ Smiling smiling oh but he's trying so hard not to let Austria hear that smile... ]

Damn me, oop! Pardonne my... language, your majesty, but you see, the French are otherwise occupied. [ It's also really hard to bite back sardonic commentary but ok ] So I've been sent along to pass the message to you. Do with it what you will, though I doubt they'd take kindly to you, well... ignoring them, aye? [ Wow he sucks at not sounding like a pirate, though he's not trying very hard if he's honest. ]

voice;

[aristocravat]

I suppose there is... no harm in following you. It would not do to ignore the will of the people. [... haha right.

He still sounds unconvinced - however, he's lost and confused and more or less willing to take the advice of anyone at this point.]

voice;

[noblemen]

No, it wouldn't, would it? [ An audible grin. ] Well, if you want to come over, I'll be happy to send you the coordinates, your majesty. [ And so he does. Even though pirates and old Franco-Austrian kings shouldn't be able to use communicators, but... ]