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[ariselikefire]

Starting to feel a half step slow.

Any regular Joe's out there looking for a sparring partner? Times like this I could really use Celluci.

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[cal_sitter]

Hand to hand?

[ariselikefire]

That's the best way.

[cal_sitter]

The rules governing the encounter?

[ariselikefire]

No weapons, no spinning martial arts stuff.

[cal_sitter]

Brute force then?

[ariselikefire]

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. It's not all brute force, a person can finesse fist to fist.

[cal_sitter]

Or fist to face, as it were. My dojo has space clear for use this evening.

[ariselikefire]

A dojo, huh? Does that mean you're a professional? Got to give a girl warning on things like that.

[cal_sitter]

Lacking official certification in some areas, but I like to think experience counts for something.

[ariselikefire]

More than most people think.

[cal_sitter]

Will you be needing the floor space? I do prefer to assess each customer's ability myself.

[ariselikefire]

Assess my ability, huh? All right.

[cal_sitter]

I like to know how many first aid kits to keep in stock.

Niko Leandros.

[ariselikefire]

Vicki Nelson. And I'm very nearly insulted.

[cal_sitter]

Don't be. I'm accustomed to dealing with individuals who come home with werewolf bites and bodach blood all over them.

[ariselikefire]

Yeah, not wanting to wrestle werewolves.