And yes, my mind really DOES work like this!
And the number one reasons why Jessica shouldn't be left alone with her thoughts is...
Because I can find religion in anything!
Sitting here, thinking, listening to music, and knitting, my mind SOMEHOW (I really dont' know how) drifted onto finding religion in the media (i.e. movies, video games, etc.).
I found religion in porn. And no, I'm not just talking about them screaming, "Oh God!" every twenty seconds as the either are or are getting rammed, usually from behind.
No. This is semi-legitimate.
Think about it.
It's a battle for dominance and submission, and, yes, the age old good versus evil.
See, God is a predominantly male figure. The female figure is predominantly evil or easily corruptable by evil (i.e. Eve). However, things do slightly change (though not by much) for same sex porn. It is still a battle for dominance because, let's face it, someone always has to be the bitch!
So the next time you're watching your favorite little ditty of the naughty schoolgirl being reprimanded by her very ripped, hunky teacher just think, that's really a metaphor for the power of good, of God, overcoming the injustices of Satan's minions!
Because I can find religion in anything!
Sitting here, thinking, listening to music, and knitting, my mind SOMEHOW (I really dont' know how) drifted onto finding religion in the media (i.e. movies, video games, etc.).
I found religion in porn. And no, I'm not just talking about them screaming, "Oh God!" every twenty seconds as the either are or are getting rammed, usually from behind.
No. This is semi-legitimate.
Think about it.
It's a battle for dominance and submission, and, yes, the age old good versus evil.
See, God is a predominantly male figure. The female figure is predominantly evil or easily corruptable by evil (i.e. Eve). However, things do slightly change (though not by much) for same sex porn. It is still a battle for dominance because, let's face it, someone always has to be the bitch!
So the next time you're watching your favorite little ditty of the naughty schoolgirl being reprimanded by her very ripped, hunky teacher just think, that's really a metaphor for the power of good, of God, overcoming the injustices of Satan's minions!