Jul 06, 2007 22:56
sooo i've decided to try to save myself for marriage.
when i got home today my mom told me that my dad watered a fake plant and then put it in the microwave. he does awesome things when hes on his medication. during christmas he attempted to spread mayonaise on all of my grandparent's lamps. sweet. now he's jabbering on about random things.
also, my mom just put my cat on her shoulder and he farted in her face.